This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Funny SO easter egg for those who haven't already seen it...

If you navigate to http://stackoverflow.com/admin.php/ you're redirected to a random 10 hour YouTube video.

Source: /r/ProgrammerHumor/

No offence to Java Developers.

This is the kind of code comment I have to contend with

I just wanted some water :(

One of the many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn.

Quote of the day

Totally agreed.

correct..sir

When Microsoft tries to turn you into Gollum....

Are you bored? Just start programming with BrainFuck and you won't be bored anymore but rather in a mood, which is best described with the word "suicide". :)

^ Sadistic Smiley of Doom

Client sent over their list of locations. The last entry was "poop"...

SOO TRUE!

Seeing "powered with WordPress" at the bottom of a site

VLC has some problems with Windows

When the client is happy!

This is what eclipse windowbuilder just told me

Found a use for that new Touch Bar!

Well, today will be a day of trying to make my frontend angular website communicate with my backend symfony rest api. But after work also have to go to college and learn about ER models.
I KNEW MY ER MODELS LONG AGO.

This picture from one of my favorite series shows perfectly what today will be like.

Like being poisoned

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

C gets all the chicks and Java doesn't? Because C doesn't treat them like objects.

But I think C could at least give Java some pointers

Reading other's code be like...

One sentence to explain to someone who hate Linux...

I hate magento
I hate magento "devs"
I hate people who always cuts down HA vs short times performance

Fuck

My code!

Looking at the previous version of my code, pushes me to write a better one! All the time!

SAP: tool of the devil! Got this error message today :)

Credits: @chaos.reigns_ on instagram.

Tired is the day when waiting for a file to load, only to realize it has loaded long ago and the file is the spinner.