When you are pissed AF but somehow it manages to get through

You see a web, I see:

CLIENT: TCP SYN
SERVER: TCP SYN ACK
CLIENT: HTTP Get
SERVER: HTTP Response
...
CLIENT: TCP FIN
SERVER: TCP FIN ACK

All I’m saying is that this spider has a clear understanding of Transfer Control Protocol.

Having a Skype chat with one of Bethesda's employees after he found a small project i had in the works a while ago

And it ran forever

What did I do wrong ?

Src: Telegram ->> programmerjokes
Old but fun LOL ;-)

!rant

Today I got an interview for a cool job: Comissioning engineer with focus on PLC-programming.

So nervous, but so happy at the same time.

<someone> just +1 a rant you posted

Mum: "What's that?"
Me: "A book on the new version of JavaScript."
Mum: "Is that like Java?"
Me: "..."

One of my personal projects.
Just trying something new ☺

The game 'Factorio' should be required gaming experience for all programmers. Best way I've ever seen to learn load balancing and how to break down complex operations into smaller, manageable operations.

OMFG?! JSONx is an IBM® standard format to represent JSON as XML. https://ibm.com/support/...

Heard a conversation between my colleague and the boss

Boss: (saw my colleague's messy desk) hey, could you organize your desk? It's not nice to see when clients come in. You know what they say, messy desk represents a messy brain..

Colleague: (glanced over to the boss' empty desk) and what does an empty desk say for the brain?

How to be a developer version 2017

Happened before :)

I changed the HTML of my school website to say 'MR. DAVIES SMELLS'. Having seen the ensuing havoc that I caused, I knew this was for me.

One day when I was about 8 years old my friend and I were in the library. We decided we wanted to try to make a baseball website because we both likes baseball (this was around 1998). We picked up a book on HTML and my dad took it out for us. My dad was also a programmer so he said he would help us learn. We went home that afternoon and made a little website!

I knew right then that I really enjoyed programming and creating things with code, but I realized I wanted to be a programmer in middle school and high school. One of my friends and I started building Flash games. To see if people were playing them, I added in a call to each game that hit a PHP script on our server. I'll never forget the days/weeks that one of our most popular games caused our sever to get hammered and our shared host said they were going to boot us.

It was an awesome feeling knowing people were enjoying these games that we worked really hard on, and that's one of the main reasons I always wanted to be coding/creating things that people enjoy using.

What if every hello world application creates a world like Tron and we casually destroy them thousands of times a day.

Memories

hackers are there in every form

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

Might be for the best sometimes...

*Beautiful girls passes by*

Me: *Quick! Do something awesome*

sudo apt-get update

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

Just got back from vacation...

git pull

Picture of the Day :D

["hip","hip"]

(hip hip array!)

Dammit, I can't even describe how much I hate when I'm researching to fix a problem, find a forum/question and the guy answering it makes a post saying "Forget about it, solved it" but doesn't say how.

When you find yourself mentally fixing someone else's CSS at the new interactive bus stop

Well, f*ck you too.