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Software Engineer currently working at Oval Money.
Skills

js, react native, mobile development, ruby, elixir, unity3D, Java, Php
Location

London
Website

http://www.stefanocerelli.com
Github

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Joined devRant on 10/15/2018

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In future reading this sacred text may be part of our teaching curriculum.

joke/meme

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Fish shell with Powerline is awesome sauce
That's all

random command line linux cli fish

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Client: Excuse me, I know it's your day off, but I need you to fix my website it's urgent!!!

Me thinking: Excuse me while i chop your head off, shit down your neck and feed your remains to the pigs!

rant no.

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This ! :/

joke/meme everything ai all wk127 npm-ai

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git push origin master --force

joke/meme meme
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Dress code 🤣

joke/meme dresscode programmer technology dress code

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Yeah... they arrived :3

Now I'm awesome... 🙈

devrant ++ swag swag stickers stickers happy

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I was pulling my hair out trying to figure out why IntelliJ was asking me if I wanted to add some files to git when they were in .gitignore.

*sigh*

rant gitignore git i'm an idiot

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The world according to devrant.

joke/meme

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Client: I need this *insert app/machine/thing* ASAP! No excuses!

*work overtime just to get it done*

*after 2 weeks of finishing it*

Me: So has the thing worked without issues?
Client: Oh, I haven’t even used it yet!

:/

rant work logic why client dont do this thanks overtime

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Similarities between this spider and me:
- We both are web developers
- We both live in same room
- We both try to find bugs everyday

joke/meme web me bugs spider

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I've got one thing to say:

Fuck. Math.

That's all.

rant

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['🥚','🐔'].sort();

Now I know the truth ...according to JS.

joke/meme wk126 don't trust js js trust js

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