(Q: How much are you allowed to Google as a developer?)

“You’re allowed to Google as much as you want. This is not school, you’re employed to solve a problem. Nobody cares whether you Google for the answer or remember the answer from another Googling.”

Yo mama's so fat that if she sat on a binary tree she will convert it into a linked list in O(1) time

There's not enough ranting on devRant, too many words of encouragement, that's not what this is for!!!!

A quick processor guide
http://redd.it/5kimte

JavaScript:

> "5" - 2
3

> "5" + 2
"52"

Enjoy coercion.

Im so happy I just got my devRant stress ball ^^

My custom rom (android) is so unstable, it even can't handle devrants double tap upvoting...

when your commit message is longer than the actual change

Apparently this is "unacceptable" testdata.

yea, basically me learning right now.

Dear designer, if you're generating assets please make sure you're naming them right. And oh, get rid of that .DS_Store thing please.

Joke of my life...😂😉😉

Dear DevRant Gods,

Please let me filter out the pokemon go posts.

It is getting out of hand!

I'll behave for the rest of the year, I promise. I can either have one less present at Christmas, if that's what it takes!

With rant,

fredrf_

Stumbled upon this old gold on reddit. If I tell you that my monitor is now not covered in accidentally spat out espresso, I'd be lying. 😂😂😂

is this just me or someone also wants saving rant image feature?

Scrum Meeting
PM: What did you do yesterday?
Me: Tried to come up with a funny post on DevRant.
PM: Wait... So you didn't write any code?
Me: Oh yeah of course I did! I came up with algorithm that grabs the highest rated rants and compares them to determine the best time of day I should post said rant, to get the best possible amount of up votes.

People posting pictures of their stickers are getting more up votes than my posts attempting to attain stickers.

... I have no words...

timeless

A client just said "the users aren't going to sit there and go through 5 slides to get the information. I don't want a slider"

I fully support your thoughts. These are the clients I want more of.

when you had to maintain some stranger's shitty codebase, and you couldn't resist looking up his name on LinkedIn, then you found his profile which says he is a Rockstar coder

I so hate working with legacy db code! I wish I could migrate all to entity framework but the migration is a pain in the ass and would take hours which the client wouldn't like.

Coworker gets promoted and asks you all the time how to do his job. Thanks PM :)

My new keyboard. Never forget the semi colon again.

Yes, that happens!!!

hackers are there in every form

I had a nightmare yesterday that I bought 3 licenses of Norton antivirus

When you're only 28 ++'s away from a stress ball

Customer: "Why doesn't the user interface have a night mode?"
Me: It wasn't in the requirements, it also doesn't have bouncing pink elephants, do you want me to add those in as well?

About Brexit.