Say hello to old man 😀

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

Merry Christmas to everybody✌

@Gia85

Group work

Just because you're special doesn't mean that you are useful!!

Let's build an Android app... For a static Website.

Driver: "Where to?"
Me: "192.168.1.1"

just a small change

Got a new job as UX Developer! Drinks are on me guys 🍻

During the first rocket fly to the moon, they developed a calculator for the rocket scientists to calculate the flight.

Today's smartphones have the power to do the calculations for dozens of rockets at once, and what do I do with it?
I PLAY ANGRY BIRDS

Lord of code (feel)

A friend just said that "Coding is 90% knowing the theory, and 10% knowing/googling the syntax for a particular language."
Do you agree?

Woohoo.. thanks @arcadesdude

When someone tells you they thought their iPhone 6 was water proof because they installed iOS 10. Facepalm 😖👋

Never ask a woman about their age.

Never ask a man about their wage.

Never ask a dev about their bugs.

When a traffic light has a merge conflict.

Hit + if you are on my side

i++ or ++i ...

If bigger duck means fewer bugs, I definitely need this:

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

bar codes suicide

Windows 10

The Android devRant app should have a widget.

"congratulations son, you are now a certified virgin"

Hilarious dad 😑😢

When your rant only gets one ++, but it's from dfox so its all good

The other day I was looking for my wallet and the first thing that crossed my mind was "Ctrl + F" please tell me I'm not crazy

finally, got enough ++ to set my avatar to 'dushbeg mode'

So my Product Manager girlfriend just said, "I have a great idea for an app that people will really want. Can you build it for me?". She did not see the irony

That moment when @dfox likes your comment and you feel successful in this social platform even though you're new.