Cassandra doesn't currently support deleting data by ranges (ex. someidkey < 100). Arrghhhhgh

Silly cassandra

@dfox - Is this the oldest post O.O

@matosha haha, yup, it appears it is :)

DynamoDb also doesn't :/ And what an honor to comment on the first post :D

Old is new new
Am I the only one visiting here in 2017?

@your-x nope you're not

@Linux was here
7th of November, 2017

@Linux Was here at the same date just 36 mins later.

I want in as well!
Posted 15m after @JFK422

Bookmarked.

the very first post and only 32 ++s and a couple of comments since 1/2016? it shows devRant went through a trolls drought last year.

2017: checked in

anyone else is thinking about a swarm?

I am here too!!! :D

Looks like you saw my rant, eh?

>Ended up on the post 0 as well
>Looked up Cassandra cuz I don't know databases
>Profit?

@Lahsen2016

@rogusdev is probably an old testing account if I had to guess.

Umm... Guess I should say something..

Cyanite was here! - 7/11/2017 - 6:59pm (CST) :3

I love my girlfriend @Alice~ ❤

Uhh.. I'm curentally a supporter, and have the blacker than black theme.

I also am not yet in control of the world, hopefully by the time future people are reading this my army of mini robotic hexabugs will have crippled the world forces, and helped me to enslave all of the mortals! MUHAHAHA!

@hacker w45 h3r3

@rogusdev is my brother, who is a dev

puts "PrivateGER was here at #{Time.now}"

PrivateGER was here at 11:21

If anyone asks i wasnt here.. Especially not on 2017-11-12 19:23:45 UTC

I want to be a part of this historical rant

I am historic

@tisButABug was here 11/21/17

Was here at 1511895591

2018 was here

😏

@rutee07 would be good to know if the issue is solved

looks like a github issue :D

@Mitiko What is this format you speak of?

Also, to all, @gitlog was here too on 13/03/2019

@gitlog That was a long time ago... I guess Unix Timestamp? https://www.unixtimestamp.com/

Some comments here remind me of youtube comments of: 2018 anyone?
2017 and this song still rocks...

As for me i'll put a note for: 2135 anyone?

Gotta comment

Wow, the original rant. I'm in awe.

Curiosity got the best of me, and my curiosity is satisfied.

Hey I didn't exist yet at the moment this rant was posted @_@

2019 anyone?

@faptain many
And @gitpush has already put it for 2135

Also, the timestamps for comments will show you

@gitlog uh huh? Here ye go:
Anyone 3568?

@rutee07 Awhhh :3

@M1sf3t The linuxxx identity ;)

Sneaking in to records 1585888977428

Dropping a comment here to be remembered in history of DevRant

First comment on this rant of 2021

Did you get Dfox-Rolled Too?

@theabbie yes
Fuck I'm gullible.
Welp, i'll use me being drunk as an excuse.

Dropping a comment on the $100 rant

damn remember when devrant used to be good, all went downhill after this post :/

But but, its not tagged as "rant", so how could it be the first? 🤔

@jkommeren because we didn't always have the tagging system either. Anything "undefined" was before the tagging system

@ScribeOfGoD I was wondering what the "undefined" tag was meant for. I concluded that it was a specific tag for Javascript rants.

@homo-lorens I thought it was an error "undefined"

@zvyn In that case
3=======D

@matosha whoa that means I joined devrant when it was just 3 months in the game.

You have scrolled this far for an epic launch rant, instead you find an arhggghhh

First.

@Cyanide here's your glass sir, the internet explorer on that table sent it.

@Cyanide no I’m first

Well, why not… 2024 necro!