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It was late night after work I went into Macdonald's take-away:
Me: Can I have a Maharaja Mac Medium Meal with extra regular fries?
Guy: Yes sir, that will XX.XX amt.
Me: Gives him my card.
Guys: So what's the pin?
Guys: The Pin sir.
Me: Are you ok? Who the hell shares a pin with you?
Guy: Sir, we don't have a wireless swipe machine.
Me: So why is it a take-away if I have to come inside and drop my pin anyways?
*Guy looks awkwardly at other employees. :/
The only thing that's awesome from Microsoft and that too has over 5000 issues.
PS: I love VSCode.18
News: Microsoft is buying GitHub.
Me: Lets Gather money with patreon / crowdfunding to buy MicroSoft.
Let's end that shit Forever.
What's your opinion.18
ok its time! im ready to move forward,
i will move my sacred projects from github.
"Hello world" react
"Hello world" angular
"Hello world" vue
"Hello world" node express
So after acquiring github...
a few moments later...
cortana access github
Expected result: cortana produces project from requirements
Reality: cortana feel shame on it's code after looking much better code exist on github.