Masturbation

Boss: For next project I suggest we use webassembly
Me: Why not use real assembly

Getting a girlfriend

Working for ISIS

My mom saw my code 3 or 4 days ago and she said 'are you working for ISIS?' 😕

Wait what?

Lol, someone forked my abandoned-udemy course project

I was joking with my colleague what is the best comment for this if hell.
And now my boss send me this 🤣🤣🤣

!rant

Boss: are you okay with this legacy code?
Me: wubba lubba dub dub
Boss: great
Me: :/

chrome: ok, I will take all your ram

My dev career in one image

* Chuck Norris once installed windows in his PC.

* After 12 hours of updating, windows uninstalled itself.

A FUCKING ANT DIE IN MY SCREEN

CAN WE KILL ALL ANTS IN THE WORLD NOW?????

ARE ALL PEOPLE IN STACKOVERFLOW REP-DIGGER????

Can we have view aliases function like in steam?
People always change their username 🤧

Found this in react native fb group

I always thinking before coding

oh wait... or it is coding before thinking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Existence Is Painful

What's laptop you use for coding?

My boss just set up JIRA for our project.

So today my colleague is installing new dependency to our react native project and do something cool with it.

Him: I already push it in new branch and make a pr, would you review and merge it to master.
Me: ok let me try first.
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Me: it is not working, i get this error.
Him: try change these xxx in xcode.
Me: ok, wait.
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Me: now I get this error
Him: hmm... Try 'react-native link xxxx'
Me: ok
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Me: I get same error like first error.
Him: now try 'react-native unlink xxxx'
Me: hmm... Wait.
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Me: I still get same error, what's wrong?
Him: I don't know, it's working in my mechine .

*Me 'git reset - - hard' and try to build again.
**After building

Me: hey it's working after I git reset lol.
Him: nice
Me: let me clone it and try 1 more time.

*after cloning and building
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Me: I still get same error like 1st error hahaha.
Him: so try to 'react-native link xxx' again.
Me: OKkK
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Me: still get same error
Him: try git reset and build again
Me: hmm
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*after git reset and build again
Me: I still get same error. I think the correct steps is :
1. Clone
2. Do something in xcode
3. React native link
4. React native unlink
5. Git reset - - hard
6. Build

I can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

So I have null, null, null and null message(sms) quota 🤔

* Who still use sms in 2017? Well I still use it

Been using linux for long time and now moving to mac. I must say I really miss windows blue screen 🤧

I really love this split screen in android.

Can I install bspwm in android 🤔?

NONE CAN FIND ME

Any react native or godot dev here? I just want to ask a question, is macbook air good enough for react native and godot development?

Good enough for react native is it can open xcode, vscode, chrome, and ios simulator at same time without any problems. And for godot, I don't know I never use godot before 😁 but I really want to make a game using godot.