Manager: "How long do you think this will take?"

My brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me: "Shouldn't take too long"

Still end up using the classics.

......

svelte

(Coffee/water) drinking strategy: Everytime I rerun the project, I take a sip.

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

Lol this is so true!!!

What was I googling #Beginners in py

- Bad at pretty much everything else
- Bad at pretty much everything else
- Bad at pretty much everything else

When you code without design patterns

Well this guy is right.. 🤣

Did you get it....

i need this rn

I laughed hard..😂

Can't sleep

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

My most used function:
console.log

Why it is hard for general public to believe this is fake;
Nasa had performed an experiment in which they got this result an internal network 😂😂😂;
For God sake please don't try seeding torrents on NASA'S internal network 😂😂😂😂;

Refactoring my 2013 code

Kill me

Legacy code 😂

The guard at our school thinks I'm hacking

My parents thinks I'm hacking

My teacher thinks I'm hacking

But all I did was only build Redis from source...

Bruh

After 16 years of porn addiction, I've finally realized that the only way to stop any addiction, is to take control of your mind. Nobody can help you, except make you realize the source of the problem or factors that cause it.

It's strange to describe how the mind works, sometimes we need stuff in our lives because we need to spend time on something to avoid the emptiness.

Free yourself from the things you love the most, in my case I love playing video games, it helps me feel complete, but in all honesty, I don't need it. I like drinking energy drinks, but in the end, I don't need that too.

My point is that once you find a way to deal with the things you can't live without, you find a way to live with it.

The only reason I watch porn is to reduce stress or have something "fun" to do.

As Bruce Lee once said: Be formless, be shapeless, be water my friend.

I like to think that he means to let the urge flow within you, but don't let it control you.