When boss said "I don't see what you really did" to backend developer.

Not a rant, but that feeling when you are closing all the chrome tabs after solving a bug 😇

This is my attitude....

Ouch, I got pwnd by the google chromium developers :D

Force merge develop branch to production >.>

That moment when you want your annoying coworker to just stop talking or breathing for that matter.

My team are trying to figure out who I am on here....

It is 7am on a Saturday, I am still in bed, and I have just come up with the math equation I need to solve a coding problem I spent all day yesterday. Now to figure out how to roll the fiancé off of me so I can get my laptop....

First job setup after finishing college

Client: Build me two websites and I will choose which one I like best.
My Mind: Would you ask a builder to build you two houses then knock one down?!

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

"could you please increase the banner width by 1cm?"

Me using CSS to refurbish an old site...

recruiters right now

Guys, how often do you feel inferior to your colleagues? I'm just thinking since I've just finished first year of uni, and although I got a solid top grade, I can't help but feel that every other person in the year is a much better programmer and it kinda makes me feel like a fraud. Anybody else in university/school feel like that?

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

fixing bugs all week, when you think you're finally done and you break the build...

The hardest decision in any devs day is what to name the variable

I have a theory:

People who have the longest updates in standup are usually the ones who accomplished the least.

Me in life...

"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

When talking with muggles, I frequently use this simple sentence to make things clear to them: Java and JavaScript is like cat and caterpillar. You wouldn't believe in effectiveness of this!

when you have to do this because the code looks correct but you're not sure what the heck is wrong because it doesn't make sense

JavaScript, also known as Java for short…. (can't believe this is real…)

When your program is well packaged and runs on even the 13 year old XP machine you keep around for testing these things, but somehow a customer has a Windows PC so shitty it won't run it.

When someone you know asks for a favour..
"Hey I have this wordpress website & heard you know PHP, could you help me out with this 1 plugin? :)))"

Good part : I'm on devRant more than I'm on Facebook.

Bad part : In on devRant more than I'm coding.

i hate everything about programming except programming.

i hate version control, i hate agile, i hate package managements, i hte deploying, i hate clients. I hate that i cant get shit done.

devRant is the only app where I closed the app went to the app store and gave it 5 stars