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Studying software development and working in IT support.
Skills

C, C++, Lua, HTML, CSS, Javascript
Location

Sweden

Joined devRant on 9/5/2016

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Message from God to Python developers

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You always amaze me Windows!

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- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

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If you ever feel useless remember, Samsung has it's own App store

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Thanks Microsoft.

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I am Root

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Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

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This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

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Testing

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Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

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"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

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"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

joke/meme

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Yeah no

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When Microsoft tries to turn you into Gollum....

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And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

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Microsoft is now a member of the Linux Foundation.

While the dev community makes OS wars, the company and the foundation is making love. Take them as role models.

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When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

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When the Dev gets too real.

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Ummm, thanks but no...

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$ wget *

Downloads the Internet.

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I don't remember how many times I've wanted to do this..

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When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

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Well...shit

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Never realised that. *_*

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My first child's name will be Sudo, then I can say:
"sudo clean you room"

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/bin/cat

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When you pour coffee into this, it instantly freezes

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Internetgold

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When you prove its a hardware probelm

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This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.

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