Nice move Microsoft...

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

I hate the meetings, let me code for once!!

Project Managers be like "hey bruh, I just wanted to put a meeting half way through your crunch for a deadline to make sure we can meet that dead line"

Difference b/w Front-End and Back-End ;)

There's nothing quite like having to listen to someone's condescending tone, all the while knowing that they're talking bollocks.

Go shit in your hands and clap.

There seems to be a LOT of debugging going on...

Production deployment 😜😜😜

Do you know what I love about Oracle data types?

Nothing.

What about Windows Phone so?

I love gulp
Gulp loves me, but it looks like in 50 shades of gray

Anyone who has spent time in this field can relate.

Great day! Resigned my job, signed my new job AND the stickers arrived! Thanks a bunch for making my day even greater than it was :) @dfox

What your family thinks when you make a website

Not a rant, but that feeling when you are closing all the chrome tabs after solving a bug 😇

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
- Douglas Adams

Pokemon Go 🙄 Who all are addicted to this SHIT?

Real one

Stories so far....

HTML + CSS

Picture of the Day :D

One thing that I really hate is experienced programmers who don't threat newbies with kindness and act like "masters of everything"... Don't do that. :/

Made our wifi password "********" so that when you click "Preview password" you see the same thing. Yes, I have a college degree and yes, that's probably the most clever thing I'll ever be able to do with it.

Meanwhile, in real life...

Well played Google, well played...

When you find a problem you're trying to solve on stack overflow and it has no answers

Interviewer: "Please demonstrate a simple program that outputs hello world in C."

*sweating profusely* me:

C C CCCCC C C CC
C C C C C C C
CC CC CCCC C C C C
C C C C C C C
C C CCCCC CCCC CCCC CC

C C C C CCC C CCC
C C C C C C C C C
C C C C C CCC C C C
C c c C C C C C C C C
Cc cC CC C C CCC CCC

I hate only a handful of things in this world. Including: stepping in water with socks on, when the toilet paper rips, and business people.

Keep calm and chive on

So I've been getting a lot of attention from various companies ranging from small tech start ups, to big established companies. I've had a lot of interviews that all went really well! So some weeks passed, and I have no feed back from any companies, so I proceed. I eventually get an offer from one company that is really good. They day i accepted it, I received about 4 other offers from all the other companies! And I got about 5 interviews to now decline! Murphy's law at is cruellest!