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Recruiter: Your skills are amazing! There's hight demand! massive shortage! the market is hot!

Me: great

Recruiter: But your rate is too high.

Me: ....

Ah yes. Fuck you

devrant: tell us about your shitty co-workers
everyone:

Working overtime

Fuck it I’m posting it again because I got got by this…Again.

If this is how you write your APIs, take a number, get in line. I got some slapping to get out of my system.

this image is fully authentic image of me as a single developer in a startup. All the used technologies in a single project.

😕
What unusual things have you been asked to do so far?

So can yooooooooooouuuuuuu guysssssss see the meeeeeeeeme?

I feel so weird looking up some things when doing LaTeX, for example "latex images".

This tickled me way too much

Everytime I think I'm smarter than the compiler, I'm... absolutely not smarter than the compiler lol

Don’t forget to wait for this screen before you press the shutdown button.

bathroom

Dev: I need you to do X

IT: Ok we will do Y

Dev: I don’t want Y I want X

IT: Well you’ll need to go through the change request process then since you have just modified your requirements.

Dev: …

the exceptional 9%

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VP: We're going to have HR join the call.
Me: Okay. *Shrug*
(HR Joins)
VP: I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. I'll need you to return your laptop.
Me: Okay. *Shrug*
VP: ...
HR: ...
HR: Do you want to know why we're letting you go?
Me: Nah. Bye.

After five years of working in terrible conditions for terrible to mediocre people, I accepted losing my job without worry. In a way, I was thankful.

I wanted to quit so many times.

I'm much happier these days.

COVID variants should adopt a semantic versioning, rather than using greek alphabetics.
COVID v.19.2.34
COVID V.22.1 Beta (testing in US)
COVID v.22 release 1 (being tested somewhere in London)
COVID v.22 nightly builds (still brewing in China)

Algorithm: “Choose the blueberry muffins. Or, maybe the dogs. I dunno, I need more help here.”

why not? 🤔

Couldn't resist

In my opinion, absolutely flawless =D

Oysters are just animal pistachios

Npm be like....

Am I the only one who thinks this type of "diversity hire" is absolutely wrong?

And people complain I am rude to them......

I finished a side-project and made a simple C# and WPF program to help you track financial goals. It splits up your paycheck based on what you want (like 10% towards a new car, and $25 towards dinner out).

It has zero netcode and is open-source. There isn't even the most basic
of analytics

https://github.com/AlgoRythm-Dylan/...

Unli unpaid overtime and work on weekends 💀

Ya’ll could see what i see right ?

That’s an interesting rock