My boss creates so many wtf moments with his total tech "un-savyness", although he is the " lead" dev, that I'm getting worried that I might be doing the biggest wtf faces every time ... I can't pretend like nothing is happening anymore .... Fuck!

My CodePen is one of today's "Picked Pens" so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Got myself a job, yay!!

Always keep trying, never give up on the bugs you have.even if you have to start over again.

Someone once asked me:

Why do we fall?

I answered him:

To rise up again even stronger.

My grandma saw me programming for one whole day and she started to rant.

Grandma: "She's been sitting all day infront of her computer doing computer stuff! Electricity bill's getting higher!"
Mum: "Well at least she's not out late at night getting drunk and partying!"
Grandma: "Computer girl"

Now I know why back-end developers are so angry all the time!

FUCK THE RECRUITERS WHO ASK US TO MAKE AN ENTIRE PROJECT AS A CODE TEST.

Oh you need to scrape this website and then store the data in some DB. Apply sentimental analysis on the data set. On the UI, the user should be able to search the fields that were scraped from the website. Upon clicking it should consume a REST API which you have to create as well. Oh and also deploy it somewhere... Oh I almost forgot, make the UI look good. If you could submit it in one week, we will move towards further rounds if we find you fit enough.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU!

I can apply to 10 others companies in one week and get hired in half the effort than making this whole project for you which you are going to use it on your website YOU SADIST MOTHERFUCK

I CURSE YOUR COMPANY WITH THE ETERNITY OF JS CALLBACK HELL 😡😤😣

Not really a rant but a hear the word 'dump' quite often during the work day and am amazed at how few people giggle at that.

That 4:55 on a Friday feeling 😎

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.

Are you sure you want to ...

Why the fuck do people have to be fucking lazy as hell? There is a dishwasher in the kitchen. Please put your fucking dirty dishes there and NOT ABOVE on the tray!
Also when you take a dump at the toilets: BE FUCKING QUIET! You sound like you are fucked from behind by a T-Rex! You can breath without making sounds!
And for christ sake: If you come into the bathroom please check the fucking signs on the locks BEFORE you try to enter! It is annoying as hell to sit there minding my own business while some douchebag tries to enter my rest room!

GitLab is amazing.

Enki invite code (3 uses): IMDYS233
Enjoy!

emacs

thinking of creating a new js framework 😎

Friday afternoon going straight to production without testing.

anyone else feel like the more you learn about programming, the more you develop autism?

Douchebag coworker. Asked me how my work trip went (big client demo) and asked if anything that I was "complaining and whining" about went poorly. Mind you I was bitching about having to clean up HIS SHIT because he completely dropped the ball on the project. I had to go in and finish or fix all of the things he didn't do or did super poorly. I literally just told him to fuck off and stopped talking to him.

yea, basically me learning right now.

Honest Virus

Time to start coding with my new duck

Debugging async multithreaded apps is so much fun that I have a pile of hair on my desk that's been pulled out in frustration.

Considering making a wig to wear after I'm done.

Accidentally avoiding all collision detection...

When you work with Redis after working on MongoDB... XD

When you ditch the QA and push the changes to production server.

I've travelled around the world for a conference (Taiwan) and I'm on my own. Pure undisturbed rant browsing time.

When you have to complete your freelance project deadline by tomorrow ⏰

Cant post rants sincen im on vacations and I Dont have my every day inspiration of rants :(

When you wear headphones without playing any music, and avoid anyone's line of sight to get work done