That moment when you open up a huge Excel and immediately see that column that is one pixel higher than the others. 🧐

Arch on android?
I should find this!

PROGRAMMER - A person who can interact with a program without an interface.

I used to think that Google knew too much about my personal life, but now I feel like someone finally gets me 😍 (screenshot)

Saw a non techy friend using duckduckgo today. Asked him why. He told that several months back, I was ranting about Google and had mentioned ddg, and he was using it ever since. Feels good.

Just spent 3 hours porting pong to a micro:bit for a school project. what am I doing with my life

Yes Linus Torvalds is an asshole and the world is better because of it.

In short Linus's acid takes on code quality over developer fee fee's might be one of the things that has made the Linux kernel and the GNU/Linux project such a long lasting open source success and in my opinion the risk of him falling for all this "let's be nice and non offensive" bs trend may impact negatively on code quality.

Being an asshole has it's downsides and it's not always the best response, I'll give you that, but personally I think most of us who are viewed as assholes are seen like that because we put quality over convenience, facts before feelings and dedication over mediocrity; it is not because we hate you, it's because we measure ourselves with the same stick.

It depends on one's character, but when you've been toughened up because of bullying(I don't doubt many devs have been since being a nerd has never been hip) or life in general, you learn to stop whining & pick yourself up and you expect everyone to be competitive and competent as you are and it gets frustrating to manage people who don't fulfill your expectations.

Pros: You get shit done and you do it well.
Cons: People won't like you and you don't tolerate failure (much less mediocrity).

Yes Linus is an asshole, my coach was an asshole, some of my best teacher's have been assholes, I had friends who were assholes, heck I'm an asshole!

But I thank them because they made me better than I was, just as people have thanked me for being the right amount of asshole.

A warm thank you and fuck you Linus, keep being the asshole we need.

Oh, old man jQuery... You still hold your own 😢

Python:

sed -i -e s/master/parent/g file.py

In Japan, they have technical books written in comic/manga styles.

Devrant api for data warehouse school assignment, yay or nay?

Visual Studio Code! It's Microsoft showing Atom that they can copy Sublime Text better ;)

Visual Studio Code is the reason that minimized hatred for Microsoft in my Heart <3

VSCode is love!

Literally.

My avatar has some catching up to do

Not all those who wander are lost

Git.

The smallest utility made its way to being the largest companies must-have, the most critical part of the whole development landscape.

Using just plain C, Git can shred huge amounts of data insanely fast. It never gets old.

Git is a developer's scalpel.

This one is my fav.

In the worls of coding what matters is the algo and it's optimization

Any recommandation for proving my skills?
👑
Thank a LOT. 😊

That moment when you wake up from a dream with a smile on your face, because you met the girl of your life there.
But then, few minutes later, you realize that it was just a dream. And to that comes that, I can barely remember anything about her.

I left here, but came back to tell ya why.

1.
I don't think I can continue doing dev stuff anymore. I got important school stuffs done first, which will take the time at least 2 years.
And that's why I won't be able to continue working in Velvet, visual coding software (if any one of you were interested)

2.
devRant feels like my friend. Can't live with you guys

3.
About 15 days before, there was a fire in a friend's house. (by friend here, it is just a student next class who i wasn't that close with)
It was couple of days before coming back to school from summer vacation. He lost consiousness, but everyone thought he would wake up again and come back to school. His parents all woke up recently, but he died this friday.

When you have a person who you see every day, but not that close, just try saying hi. Having someone absent triggers you hard, even when you don't really know him.

You never know how important that person was until that person no longer exists in this world.

RIP L.J.W.

4.
I am following people in Instagram who are following dfox. Say hi!

when your first try to learn a new programming language, for example c++ and you are still new to coding:
"Wtf does it behave this way. How dafuq do pointers work...argh"

and then years later, you come back to c++, do a little revision and it all starts to fall into place and make sense. Man. That feeling.

Watching a tutorial.

* Uses the mouse in order to select and format code, instead of the shortcuts VS code provides

* Does multiple "bool == true"-comparisons

* Doesn't use string interpolation and makes unnecessary .toString() calls

* Adds fucking parentheses around the whole fucking expression he wants to assign
value = (expression)

* Explanations so vague, the EU wants to hire him to reform the internet

Fucking waste of time even on x2.25 speed.

Please stop talking to me, please....... As an introvert, please shut up and stop taking to me, there's a reason I don't continue talking to you after answering your questions.... its exhausting already!!!!!!

I get serious anxiety when someone is doing something on a computer and I know that the way they are doing it is the slowest way possible.

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Took part in a hackathon.... Made the damn system shine and judges didn't even look at the implementation.
Chose the winner by just the idea! And I was like whaaaat the f***!!!

They finally arrived! 😁😆

Am i the only one feeling the need for a facebook darktheme?