My friend is a css guy and he told me this

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

how email really works

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati

Some dumb puns to cheer you up after reading/ranting about "part of your workflow you dislike"

#tower-of-pisa {
font-style: italic;
}

#titanic {
float: none;
}

.yomama {
width: 99999999px;
}

.ikea {
display: table;
}

#bigbang::before {
content: " "
}

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

I'd rate these horrible puns a C++

I used to think that Google knew too much about my personal life, but now I feel like someone finally gets me 😍 (screenshot)

Remove the d from dfox.

Fox has three words.

Triangle has three edges.

Therefore dfox is illuminati

Boss(Engineer Degree): Did you find any solution?
Dev: Option A is not possible, so i'm analyzing Option B.
Boss:(Sends me the first Google search result of Option B)

My god! I'm in presence of an illuminati! You save my day.

Since december Windows keeps telling me that my IT administrator wants to scan my items when I build something in Visual Studio.

We have no IT administrator.

The illuminati are controlling my anti virus software

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you type "Illuminati" backwards and the ".com" into your browser, you will be led to the US government's national security page.

Source: pythonforbeginners

Today the last Facebook Inc application is gone off my phone as I uninstalled Whatsapp finally. But the problem is, many of my customers use Whatsapp for quick comms, what do I do for this? Any suggestions? (I use Telegram but it's not much used around)

HTTP Error Code 420: "Enhance Your Calm"

Debian is everywhere
Picture Source: Instagram

WTF, timezones...

How is gmt+12 2018-04-19 02:00

But gmt-12 is 2018-04-20 02:00...

Here in gmt+1 the 20th starts one hour earlier than in gmt..

Time travel? Relativity? Rick? Illuminati?

I‘m confused..

Did you know:

If you put illuminati backwards in a URL bar, followed by .com, it will take you to NSA.gov?

"Tar up your projects as version control."
- CS teacher

I understand git is hard (just the awkward syntax) and not part of a curriculum, but can it at least be suggested? A whole year later, I found out about git and it has made CS projects so much easier.

git commit -a -m "No more tape archiving"

Student here.

For those who got a degree in CS or similar, what is some advice you can offer to a sophomore in school?

The education I have gotten so far for a Software Engineering degree seems like it isn't enough. So far, I only know C++ and front end web development. Besides the little tiny projects they give us, they do not teach us how the field works.

One of my most lingering questions of all is.. what technologies should I know before interning and/or job hunting?!?! There are dozens of languages for everything; I'm lost. I feel the pain for developers in the future who have to catch up on technologies.

I have heard that learning C++ will make it easier to learn other languages. I won't know until I start another language (too busy working in the summers).

What regrets do you have? What do you wish you could've known while studying as a student or self-teaching yourself?

.illuminati{
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Where's my Monster?! Why's it in the trash can, I swear I didn't drink it that fast. Damn you Illuminati!!!

My permanently mounted sticker duck to explain my way out of coding errors.

I can't believe I have been so blind all this time! For years I have unquestionably accepted the lies of corporations and governments around the world, but I have been enlightened and it is glorious!

So thank you, JavaScript, you magnificent beast - for informing me of the misinformation that has resided in the public consciousness for thousands of years!

It is not the year 2016, it is in fact only the year 116 - wake up sheeple!

Why fight the body if you can dominate the mind that rules if?
- Illuminati

If you have two keyboard layouts installed, English and Russian, and you’re trying to type “dev” but end up typing in Russian layout, it comes out as “вум”, literally “fem”.

All developers are secretly female even if they don’t know it yet

Illuminati confirmed heartbleed can’t melt ARM cores

devRant algorithm is Illuminati.

This company has more jobs than the number of people on earth. Must be a company held by the illuminati.

trump… illuminati… target… all connected…

Spell illuminati backwards
And add .com
And tell me what do you see