Nothing ruins your Friday night more than realising it's only Thursday.

Dammit.

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

You are all invited to the SPI-Party!!!!

*crying.... this is not my job, i am less than a noob around here 😭😭*

So I was offered this amazing promotion today at my accommodation's laundry service.

relatable af

Just me, explaining how my code works.

Basically AI.

When someone thinks they know the life of a coder but they don't.

Computer paradox: cut a folder and paste it inside it :P

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

During some late coding I started wondering why on earth someone beamed a headlight through my window, until I realized it was the sun...

I got a lot of stuff done though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Customer: how will this heading look in bold?
Me: Hold a sec, I will show you *opens developer tools in chrome and increments font-weight*
Customer: NO NO NO, undo this. I don't want you to mess up my website.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*listens to music using Samsung earphones*
Person next to me: Nice song
Neighbor: Nice song
Aliens: Nice song

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So, this random teen on subway asked me if it was 9GAG I was scrolling [i was on this app ofc]. I said it's better than 9GAG.
He went on like this "oh cool, does it have the the NSFW section too?"
...
Me: a...No, but can learn coding stuff
Him: hacking?
Me: hacking is not what you thin... [He interrupted me]
Him: Damn cool, I wanna learn hacking, it's my stop nice meeting you tell me the name of the app
Me: a...9...ha...ck, 9hack!
Him: cool, thanks. [Gets off]

(Um...Some people just don't deserve DevRant, if you know what I mean)

I made this in HTML+JS, what do you think about it ? 😀

Ranted about this internship before but just remembered this.

1st internship.

The employees and the boss were having a joke/laugh. I found it funny as well so I laughed along

A little later the boss pulled me outside (as well as my internship guide person): why where you laughing along? You had nothing to do with that conversation. It was none of your fucking business. Stay out of other people's business, understood?

I was scared, shaking and trying to keep my tears in.

That was not the best internship.

Started working in a company as an intern, they want me to do everything whether I know how to or not.

I just got emotionally attached to this laptop and that massage is like sign for all devs not to be robot and bring little bit change every once in a while.

People.

Well, I don't have much to say.... Just FUCK U Stack Overflow...

The scary future from Amazon Delivery...

Sums it up :P

5!=120
(Not missing brackets)

Website: "your ad blocker's on, consider adding us to your white list..."
Me: *inspect element*
Me: *Delete modal*
*Insert montage of me hacking into the mainframe for dramatic purposes*

I'm in. 😎

I found the rig of the year.

My friend is a css guy and he told me this

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Java security applied.

Omfg 405

Finally beat the 20++ limit! 😃

Even Rocky hates windows