I named a project kraken so that when It's ready I'll release the kraken :D

So I was driving my car the other day and the screen on my radio decided to go blank and the music stopped. I ended up pulling over and turning my car off and back on again.

I had to reboot my car. Didn't see that one coming. 😡😂

😬😬😬😬

like this in the office

Does anyone else keeps hibernating his Win-Machine instead of actually powering it down?

Hate being forced to jump back and forth between mutiple projects that use different languages, syntax, and IDEs. Feels like I'm juggling chainsaws and kittens.

This is what I found in the logs:
3280546 I had a cup of tea and now it's fixed
9daaf6c copy and paste is not a design pattern
958ca5b It compiles! Ship it!
a9edf8d LAST time, Masahiro, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator...
438072f 640K ought to be enough for anybody
1fb839b Too lazy to write descriptive message
4d70890 ...
d6ce0c8 Ugh. Bad rebase.
a00b544 Programming the flux capacitor
49715cb Fix my stupidness
4babf07 Do things better, faster, stronger
49b3a7b SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
12c7b55 formatted all
2658c87 and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
2376c89 - Temporary commit.
a83220a I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...
3347007 work in progress
3382b4c well crap.
109748a Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
c3f025e Useful text
70394e7 Who knows WTF?!
0d78f14 breathe, =, breathe
5344e39 removed tests since i can't make them green
8a3a6bf better grepping
2777cc4 first blush
cf620ff Continued development...
9591c19 Too lazy to write descriptive message
767e0cd Some shit.
763602a Yes, I was being sarcastic.
8d7a602 /sigh
c6296e5 rats

Somebody pays for this domain 👍

Translation: www.if-loop.de

There are no if-loops, just if-statements!

Fire alarm @ work and the first question i get:
"Did you push up the code" lol 😂

Linux power ♥️

...when even buying sweets reminds you of that new project you were thrown in...

There once was a dev who was a believer,
that the best IDE was Dreamweaver!
He argued with zest,
That drag and drop was best;
So I murdered him to death with a cleaver.

Tried to divide the frame into two equally sized squares. It was a real pane in the ass.

Every time or not?

*Beautiful girls passes by*

Me: *Quick! Do something awesome*

sudo apt-get update

When the customer saw my last easter egg.

Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...

As a programmer:

Yes I am a computer science major; No I'm not volunteering to be your IT guy.

Facts:
The root is at the top of the tree 🤔

Those who eat Indian food will understand ;)

Q: What's the difference between Java and JavaScript anyway?

Me: Java and Javascript are similar like car and carpet are similar.

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

Actually considering to put "seeding torrents" under social work in my résumé XD

These shoes are just my type

(source: http://redd.it/4ombox )

When your delivery manager is the stupidest fuckin manager ever born :/

"If you have android code ready then why can't you create iPhone build unh - since A=B, B=C so 'C' SHOULD EQUAL TO 'A' right - so use android code and create iPhone build TOMORROW - don't change the code just create a build in 2 hours and then work on xyz project for other 6 hours since its in HIGH priority"

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..
MY DICK = YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER :///

When its hard to code, just 'hard code'

Lord of Light, Please help us. For the night is dark and full of errors

Friday and I've gone home to unwind from work..

By working on personal projects

italic in real world