A random number generator

I write blocks of code like this:
If(condition){
code
}

I'm trying to fix a bug and the previous dev is doing it like this:
If(condition)
{
code
}

Does anyone know any good nerve calming pill ? 😜

Responsive rubber-ducking

Everyone loves dark themes. I think I'm alone.

Don't be this guy 😂

Whenever I come across some acronyms...

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

when you're looking for solutions on Google

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

git everywhere

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

A: So are you the programmers of this software?

B: Yeah, I did the front end

A: Oh it looks so fantastic! It is simple, yet beautiful and responsive. Truly great design, you are so talented!

C: I did the back end...

A: Oh, you mean the server stuff?

C: Yeah

A: Niceeee

So after a long long time of analysis and debugging I found the error.

Happened before :)

Straight in dem feels

When you are frustrated but you have to log some stuff to your console.

Last week, i discovered the android shell. I hated it, cause I was used to do bash stuff.

Then I saw busybox on my /system/bin.
It saved the day.

I should probably clean the sink there is a strange mushroom thingy growing from the drainage...

Meh I will do it later.

Anybody wants a picture of my sink mushroom ?

This little buddy is getting a lot attention these days 🤓

Really?!

Shit happens!

Everybody keeps asking me what I want for Christmas...time to show them the DevRant swag page :D

That's not machine learning for me...

@dfox thanks guys

Programmers life?

Windows stole Arch's special feature: "Breaks on every update"

I just want to code.

Literally a fresh install of manjaro.

Well... Back to antargros!

What happens when Web devs are stuck with implementing the Android app UI when the Android devs aren't around...

Oh my fucking god... I am looking at this code written by a previous developer and he put the passwords in plain in an array in a PHP file, like WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING? (btw that's also how he checks the password, just check whether it's in the array)

c'mon pls

When the IT guy tells you that your pc needs more RAM and you think "I can hendle this!"

Me irl...