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Back End Web App Developer
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Js, jQuary, html, css, node.js, coldfusion, handlebars, Sammy, sass, react, MongoDB, MySQL
Location

Denver, CO

Joined devRant on 3/25/2016

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:/

joke/meme

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I guess my stalker finally decided to show herself.
Ddg *how to handle fame*

rant

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That moment when

rant fucked meme irl stackoverflow

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Wrote a nodejs script which reads emails from my college searching for keywords like free, food, and refreshments. When it finds one of those it notifies me that free food is somewhere on campus.

Necessity is the mother of invention

rant node free food script

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Ok I’m not saying anything.

This is just that geeky.

rant

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I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

rant

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I was told during my initial interview that the book "Clean Code" is their Bible here.

And it's true. It's lying, unread in drawers and shelves all over the office.

rant clean code bible

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"Delete node_modules folder and execute npm install" is the js version for "reboot the machine". Often works, but no one knows exactly why.

rant

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Java security applied.

rant java security

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So every Pågatåg has a name of a Swedish celeberty, and I saw this at the station today. 🤔

joke/meme

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My friend is a css guy and he told me this

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

undefined css

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I just spent 3 HOURS(!!!) on coding a program that simply DRAWS A HILLS LANDSCAPE and this is what I got. 3h of wasted time.

rant fuck useless wasting time

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Dedicated to all the OCD suffering in this rant:
https://devrant.io/rants/870716/...
Just because it's round doesn't mean it's a circle,besides Google wouldn't be paying millions for a simple circle 😛

rant

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He's got a valid point

undefined unit testing regex children

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My code *may* have anger management issues.

undefined comments fucking fuck thank god this code is minified autocomplete swearing

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Hahahha so accurate

joke/meme

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Clippy is back!

In Visual Studio

joke/meme extension vs visual studio

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Inconvenient truth indeed

undefined

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Today is my first day at new work and I'm doing nothing. I'm bored as fuck.

rant

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Boils my fucking blood.

How many billions of dollars is Microsoft worth again? And they still make me update my fucking updater?

Why is there even a separate program for updating??

rant visual studio microsoft

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Memories of my childhood.

joke/meme

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Yes, that's an 18 arguments constructor.. there's 21 other classes and I'm afraid of looking into them.

rant legacy code kill me already code cleaning

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Prototype devRant rubber duck. Depending on my craft skills, might have a variety of dev themed capes too

undefined devrant swag rubber duck

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Ok, who of you wrote that comment?

undefined random stackoverflow

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Welcome everyone.
Today I signed my first contract!!!
Front end
Part time
I'm 30.
This is still a start

undefined contract work

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Peer who keep interrupting for a solution that can be found easily on the first page of Google.

rant wk71

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HELLO WORLD! ITS FIRST DAY OF LEARNING HTML😊

joke/meme

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To my full confident co worker, fuck you dumbass.

joke/meme confident dumbass co-worker

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The future boys!

undefined

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As a programmer, all I see is 9 o’clock.

rant binary bits

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