Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

The Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy..

Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke????

The guy replies - I resigned yesterday
😝😁😁

haha web developer with job

Anyone else put in headphones with absolutely no intention of listening to anything, just to make people less likely to bother you?

forgetting to fix your conflict before production :) technopolis.bg

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

That one person...

Bug types:
- hardware 1%
- software 5%
- peopleware 94%

"Could you quick make my website responsive?"

..sure, just let me press the responsive button on your website.

Just last month we finished a big project for a client. The company had their lawyers make a contract to transfer ownership for the website to them.

One of the requirements was to deliver all code in a word file. And just that. In the whole contract was not a word about transfering the production environment to their servers. Or supplying a working version. The files and database. No just the word file.

As of today still wondering what they where planning to do with a word file with hunderds of pages of code.

Offcourse we deliverd a working version to their servers. But why are there people making decisions about things they understand nothing at all.

I FUCKING HATE PRINTERS!!!

What's your poison

When you accidentally leave a console.log in your code that goes into production that says: "I'm fucking working!!!" and notice it a year later when fixing a bug.

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

Happens where I work 😂

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

when i merge two files manually

when it's the weekend and you forgot your laptop charger at work

I'm a network engineer. Mom questions my skills when I tell her to just reset the router, but when customer service tells her to, she acts like she's listening to the voice of god.

Me, when I figure I'm looking at the documentation of a different Laravel version and Otwell decided to fcking change shit again.

User wanted to know why his password wasn't working in Salesforce after he changed his Windows password

So True

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

true or false

we ALL should admit it.

It would be great if devRant allows me to follow people.

when your code is almost done and your project manager comes with last minute design changes.