Real one

Well 😀

My CS degree finally came in!!! 😁

the truth about android studio...

*Writes a recursive function that works first time*

*Feels like programming God*

Gettin' your priorities straight be like...

My most accurate changeset entry

Love Making Games

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Can't count on my two hands how many times I've done this.

The moment when you have to move an app to put devrant in its place to fit on the home screen.

Devrant has reached front page on my phone!!

Any Person of Interest fans around here? Who's looking forward to season 5?! :D

Lesson Learned

Client: we love Internet Explorer, can you show me how the best way to use it?

Me:
Step 1: Open Internet Explorer

Step 2: Search & download Chrome.

Step 3: Close Internet Explorer

Step 4: Move Internet explorer to the bin.

Step 5: Never talk about using Internet Explorer again.

Secret of success...

#Startup

#CodeChef

PM: You've heard of <thing> before right?

Me: I know the name of it

PM: Perfect, your the subject matter expert now.

Me: thanks...

Every ask somewhere what their MAC address is? Ever have them tell you that they are on Windows?

Am I really a Software Developer or am I just really good looking up stuff on Google?

When there is a blizzard and all local buisnesses shutdown, kids are stuck at home, and the doors to the office are locked but the CEO sends out an email reminding all software developers to remotely work from home as long as they still have power and everyone else gets paid time off due to the weather.

BI guys ask us to avoid deploy on Fridays cause they don't have time to fix their stuff.

"We cannot test until it is live..." They said.

I hate guys who prefer production driven development.

Deprecating '++' in Swift is a developers nightmare..

We have a naming convention that takes the first letter of each word of a table name... We have some interesting ones like tish, tit, tits 😂

When the code beak in chrome and not Mozilla. Wtf !!!

I would like to also point out that I am sitting in the lobby racking up billable hours, waiting for someone to escort me to the desk I am working from while on this assignment.
Clients always complain about the cost, but wow, they can't wrap their heads around the idea that I am billable for every second I am in this building.

I am very happy that I found devRant. I work from home so ranting to other developers in person is impossible... thank you for filling that void.

Another day, another dollar. Well, a dollar for me... About 3000 dollars for the people billing me out to this place.

Working on building responsive emailer for a client.

Client: the emailer doesn't seem to work with our email system.

Me: can we have access to your system to do some tests?

Client: No you are not trained in it.

Me: well how are we suppose to fix the problem?

Client: Just keep trying

Me: ......

When your release keeps getting pushed back to get other customer facing releases out the door, but your project is vital to every product's functionality and your just sitting there like...

The most interesting answers come from the interview question "what IDE do you use?"

"No, Notepad++ is not an IDE."

I once even had a script kiddy who didn't use an IDE because "I code faster in notepad than in an IDE"

sigh...