When your code breaks, but it all works out.

This new dude who would change status of tickets to "resolved", thinking that it actually fixed problems reported in those tickets.

Anyone else lazy tap twice a rant to ++ it but it opens the rant twice??

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Reading the Android source code and finding this gem here 😂

npm install *

Client: Let me send you the files needed.
*client sends link to their own Dropbox folder page, not actually sending a shared link*
Me: Uuuhm, the link you've just send is only viewable by your account.
Client: Oh, hold....
Client a bit later: *sends actual Dropbox credentials over email in plain text*

Why.

This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

My friend calls C# 'See Hashtag'

Fucking react programmers

Today I presented a client with their new website.

Feedback from the owner was "I fucking love it".
Got a cash bonus and a bottle of champagne before leaving.

Today was a good day!

Damn, this has been one awesome journey already.

I'm at 70K+ now and am the biggest ranter as for reputation (I solely mean upvote count).

It's been awesome being here, ranging around, engaging in (sometimes heated) discussions and giving advice related to Linux/security but mostly online privacy.

Because that's one of my biggest hobbies, teaching pe... [read more]

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

Mac gaming

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

Filling a form :

Normal Person
Name: Jim Jennings
Comment: Nice Post

Developer
Name: asfsafsadsa
Comment: asfsafsadsa dsad sdfs fa

Got a great boss!!;

Me: Hey, do we have a corporate GitHub account?
Boss: *excitedly* do we need it? We'll get it!
Me: uhh, yeah, we need it 😉

Don't care he doesn't know what it is, got his trust to get all the right tools!

Tech Industry: “We need more developers!”

NewDev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “only experienced developers please! We don’t have time to train juniors ”

Older Dev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “no, you want too much money and too much time off“

Mid dev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “only experienced devs who are a culture fit!”

Robot dev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “You are Hired”

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

IE can go fuck itself.
Today, the reason the some JS broke is because it couldn't handle tabs. Works fine in any other browser.
Replace all tabs with spaces and bam, everything works again.
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡