What a monster... but it also looks oddly satisfying 🤔

They burn my eyes every time.

You dare to use my spells against me?

*Manager enters the room quickly*

Manager: Coffe2Code, we have a serious problem on the application, (We are working on a chat app).

Me: What? now just few hours before the Demo?, what is it?

Manager: when I send or receive a media message (audio or video) the sound is not playing, the file seems like corrupted !

Me: that's strange, let me debug it and see.

*Me spending an hour and could not even reproduce the bug..*

Me: Boss, I cannot see the bug, can I debug on your device quickly?

Manager: Sure, here it is.

Me: hold the fucking device, press VOLUME UP, IT WAS FUCKING MUTE. THERE WAS NO ISSUE MOTHERFUCKER.

Manager, oups ok good no issue then, thanks

"Think 8 hours, work 2 hours." - Mirko Ilic

Sending this to the guy I like 😅

"Hey, how are you man?"

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This annoyed me so you can have that feeling too.

When the product manager comes with a new request

poor elves

Name a better duo

I can identify

Just in case any other devranters are in China, here is this morning's updated chart if you have wechat you can follow this account, stay safe and wash your hands

Avoid async void!

Deadline day

Mouse dies

Finally got a new hiscore... Only took 4 months... And a whole night...

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂

if it works...

Brace yourselves, for it begins.
Awaiting furious customers in 3..2..

😆😆😆😆😆😆

Nope, it's not your fault. It's the compiler :)

My 1st post on DevRant! Heloooooo!! 1

Look... No

Feel you, Bro!

I'm starting to get the hang of recursion.

Oh the wonders of 3d-printing

All devs should relate 😅

I want Gordon Ramsey to start a IT program in the same fashion as Hotel Hell and Kitchen Nightmares

He'll sit at a desk with a laptop, examining code as if he's eating food, venting frustrations and screaming insults out loud

Then he'll have a talk with the team and see how they work on a day

After that he'll go into the freezer (server room) and scream at mold and cockroaches

Then comes the intervention where we discover that the PM is still grieving about the death of his original programming language and the team loves him but thinks he should move on

The next day the development studio is modernised and has a candy bar, tennis table and everyone is forced to use linux on their new macbooks

Then we experience a good day where everything is great and velocity is through the roof

Then Gordon leaves and everything is shit again

Spent multiple weeks preparing data for rendering. Part of this process is reprojecting coordinates of huge ass GeoJSON files (some files are 100gb+).

Compared one normal and one reprojected file with the head command and noticed no difference, then found out that this data already comes in the right projection....

Full-speed extraction it is!