Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

*swats a fly at work*
"heh, debugging."
*audible sigh*

The ignorance of the 12 year old me destroyed 2years of family memories.

...I wonder what this format option does...

Speak about UX.
You got be a true asshole to design a barbell like this 🤦‍♂️

So true...

This is what unix does to you

User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

Omfg bitcoin is already $ 2.300 and I'm here watching it grow without any money to jump onboard

Definitely should get one!

When your code compiles with no errors at first try..

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Where is the "not a rant" down vote option. Fuck the memes!

Elon musk when asked why he wants to build life on mars:

"I'm not trying to be anyone's savior. I just want to think about the future and not feel sad"

https://youtu.be/zIwLWfaAg-8

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

Pizza is life.
Coffee is the nectar of Gods.

Forever alone.

THIS AD IS ANNOYING!!! 😬

Sometimes... 😂😥

Selfrant:
I suck.
I suck at programming.
I suck at python.
I suck at debugging.

An electronic billboard had an error and it made it look like the sky had an error.
src="Reddit"

When the new employee shows up with new ideas and is all excited to work there.

Fucked up an sql join once and accidentally deleted myself from the employee​ table in the prod database. So I kinda fired myself... Good thing we had backups. 😂

Specially if you've never had one

Just Bruce Wayne things

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Winning a stress ball with winning a stress ball with a stress ball.

Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?

Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing

Me: Wait where are you going

How it should be:
- First: solve the problem
- Second: Write your code.

How many people do:
- First: Write code
- Second: solve code problems
- Third: Adapt code with requirements
- Forth: get lost on your spaghetti code
- Sixth: make a suicide

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