hahaha...don't mess with programmers

What I do the most..

I've had my wallet for a good 5/6 years. I love it. It's getting old. So much so I was about to go look for a new trusty pocket friend, however, thanks to devRant it now has a new lease of life... Well, hopefully for a few more months at least. 😪

Hello world!

My mom runs a website and I have to help sometimes. Which is fine.

The problem is, it's a WordPress site.

As a student I was looking for part time jobs, one of the job postings was titled "Database assistant". When I looked at the job description, its about filling out excel sheets -_-

The greatest exception handler ever.

My iPhone has two pages for apps, the main page and not the main page - none start on the main page and few ever make it. DevRant has made it to the main page 😊

#define _birthday

> Can I have the water?

You didn't said the magic word...

> sudo Can I have the water?

Instead of segfaulting xmllib2 just completely destroys your XML file if you pass a null to the writer.
Debugging that was lovely :[

I die a little inside every time I see
mov reg,0

that feeling when your new toys from aliexpress get delivered earlier than expected... i feel so happy unpacking those sensors, capacitors, heat sinks, microchips, breadboards and all. i feel like i have a geeky shopping addiction, i probably won't have the time to play with them from all the work and other personal projects, but still i hoarded enough electronics to invade the world with a drone army in case i have a few weeks me-time.

Supposed to get paid from a project. After all the hard work I submitted the project and this is what the client says:

"Thanks"

😕

I can tell you guys some binary jokes but they're all puns and zeros...

javascript is so MEAN!

You can rant, you can do everything but don't forget to clear your pendrives

My first job was at an e-learning firm, and I was a part of the team that made the digital content.

The team had a really good spirit. Often too good, as our team manager often gave up on us and left our weekly status meetings because we were all just joking and having a good time.

Still, we usually did an OK job and delivered on time.

Those were good times. Now I'm just a single dev without a team in a pretty large company. Luckily, I'm away on paternity leave atm.

My next idea for an app, coming soon to Android and IPhone
🤓😜

While Apple is putting 12-year-old fingerprint readers into MacBooks, Microsoft is scanning your eyes with Windows Hello. Who's innovative?

"so you use Ubuntu" she said ,
"why don't you go for Linux ?" she asked.

so I dumped my girlfriend

My girlfriend did this comic about me and almost all programmers.

Logic

Finally I found the community where the developers feel happy, pity & LOL for each others delight and distress.

Thanks <devRant&&Co*in>

Jaja so true

When you push to Github Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday only, work a Sunday but then take that day off a few weeks later

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

When you spend two hours explaining your client why they can't use for their website that logo they picked from Google Images.

Just curious... what was the first programming language you learned?

Mine was Java.

There are 10 types of person in this world: The ones who have read this joke before, and the ones who have never accessed the internet.