Choose a name.

Most emplyees do have employee numbers.
Mine is 42
I AM THE ANSWER

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Totally agreed.

Microsoft mentioned devRant on Twitter

how to improve UX

SAP - Sad After Purchase :/

I never thought I say that Microsoft is by far the most innovative tech company right now!

Here is something you expected you'd never see! MSFT joins Linux Foundation as a Platinum member

That horrible feeling when you have to abandon your small project because litteraly nothing works... Even after 2 straight weeks of work, on a single f***ing function... Fml

My dog murdered my stressball

Have you ever quit because of someone, be it a manager, dev, or even a receptionist? Who and why?

Am I going to have to dump learning Java with Microsoft's C#/.NET advancement lately?

The day we have all been waiting for

So simple, but so brilliant!
I love the new code editor in Visual Studio 2017. 😁

(when you hover on a dotted line you see a preview of the part of code where it starts)

It's a badboy

From today, this beauty is 'ticking' on my desk :D

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

My phone: battery low
Me: ...
Phone: battery low!
Me: ...
Phone: battery low!!
Me: ..
Phone: battery low!!!
Me: well, if you stop whining about it every minute you'll save your energy and won't die!

So that's the root cause

Hey everyone - please help get devRant on stage at the TNW Momentum Conference that we will have a booth at!

We need your votes which you can place here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote/...

If you're going to be at the conference, please stop by as we'd like to meet any devRant community members that are there :)

Thank you and please let me know if you have any questions. We appreciate the help!

Edit: if you want to track our competition/where we stand, the leaderboard is here: http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote

Where are you Kevin?

Explain the movie Inception to a programmer.....
Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

Hardest part of support jobs.

Naming advice for new devs:

Test
Test1
Testtest
Final
Finalfinal
Final1
Asdjsfkd
Jkhfd

Whoever I see read more... I skip 🙄🙄

Story of every IT office

Don't get a Linux system because most pro devs use them, stick to a windows system and focus on things like your programming language, framework and IDE.

P.S windows has one of the best IDEs