This made me laugh hard

Photo of the day...

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

Please enter your phone number...

"enter Phone number"
"numbers not allowed"

Finally I have something to rant about.

The only colleague I'd ever need.

Confession: I am not a dev, I actually work on an IT helpdesk telling people how to turn on their PC's everyday.
It's soul destroying!!

My boyfriend is an Apple dev though, and I only joined DevRant to see if it would help me understand what he talks about 24/7...
I have very basic coding knowledge but still find this all so fascinating!
You guys are so smart, and can literally create anything in the blink of an eye.
Why are you guys generally so very under appreciated??
You also have a fantastic sense of humour! Haven't laughed at so many nerd-jokes in years!

Loving DevRant so far!
Keep up the great work! :)

A trusted-partner of my company obviously opened a dodgy email, as some of my co-workers got emails with a dodgy link from them....

So our Network Admin sent an email to the entire company with a screenshot of the email and a message along the lines of "DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU'VE RECEIVED THE ORIGINAL EMAIL!"

Company director REPLIES TO ALL and says 'i cant click the link that you sent to us'.
N.A replies directly to him to say its only a screenshot as it could spread a virus.

Director then informs N.A that that he has found the original mail (hurrah!) but the link downloaded an empty .zip file, so he forwarded the file to another director... who also couldn't open.... so they forwarded it to another person who also couldn't open it..... and they in turn forwarded it etc etc.

Currently have 37 power scans running (out of 250 computers) and trying to figure out how the hell these people manage to dress themselves every morning.

Teachers who evaluate your mini project on the number of lines of code written........🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

When you finally get the team running on git and your boss gives you a bitbucket to commemorate

Somehow, every skill I have seems to decrease as the number of people around me increase.

Now i can enter in peace! Finally a good number

how to improve UX

Ahh, nice round numbers

How to check if a number is negative.

A HUGE FUCK YOU TO EVERY GODDAMN ONLINE STORE WHO NEEDS A CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO OBTAIN SOMETHING FREE.

(the following is a big fuck you)
______
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| _|
| |
\_|

_ _
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| |_| |
\___/

_____
/ __ \
| / \/
| |
| \__/\
\____/

_ __
| | / /
| |/ /
| \
| |\ \
\_| \_/

__ __
\ \ / /
\ V /
\ /
| |
\_/

_____
| _ |
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\___/

_ _
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Sent an email out in work informing everyone that we had pushed updates out to all Windows PC's.

Got the following phone call 10 minutes later:

"Hi, I can't log into the banking account app on my iPhone. Did you do something to it with your updates?"

"Nope. They were PC updates."

"Well, I'm sorry but you're wrong. It must be you! It was working yesterday."

"Again, it's not us. What's the error message you're getting on your app?"

"Invalid password"

".....then could it just be that you're entering an invalid password?"

"No, I know the password. I only changed it yesterday!"

"So it was working before you changed the password?"

"That's what i said!
I'm telling you, it's your updates."

"Okay but before we go 'troubleshoot' it, how about ringing your bank firs-"

"Oh look, it doesn't matter if you don't want to help, I don't have time for this!
I'll ring your boss and he'll uninstall the updates for me and fix the app." *hangs up*

First Helpdesk call of the day:

"My PC has been stuck on the same thing for an hour now. Its completely crashed."
"Does pressing ctrl alt delete do anything?"
"Where's that button?"
"Its 3 buttons - ctrl in the bottom left, alt beside the spacebar and delete over near the arrow keys. Press them all at the same time. Does it do anything?"
"No"
"Okay then, you need to manually power off the laptop then."
"How do i do that?"
"Hold down the power button"
"Where's that?"
"....on your laptop?! It's how you turn it on in the mornings?"
*60 seconds go by* "oh i see it. Ok i pressed it! Its Flashing blue now."
"Oh, no, just hold it down until everything goes black."
"The power button?"
"Yes."
"But that would turn off the entire PC?"
"Yes."
"Why do i have to do that?"

God help me if this is how my day is going to be 😢

Receives email from warranty guy in work.

Warranty: "Hi, see attached scan in PDF form.
I normally fill the boxes in manually, scan as pdf to myself and then email it on to the higher ups, but they now say they need it in excel form from now on! Can you convert it for me?"

Me: "It looks like your scan's quality isn't good enough for a convert to excel.
Where do you get the original form?
Is it from a website?"

Warranty: "Hang on and ill send you an email with the file and give you a call"

*receives email and a phone call"

Warranty:
"There you go. Theres an excel sheet in that email. what do i do?"

Me: "So.... just so I understand the question... you just fill in this excel sheet, scan as pdf and send it on... but they want it sent as an excel form and not a pdf?"

"Yes."

"So.... Could you not just fill in the excel sheet and email it to them?"

"What do you mean?"

"....fill in the excel sheet as normal, and go to file, share and email... send the original one on."

"And what would that do?"

"...you... you'd be sending the form as an excel sheet, as requested??"

Warranty: *silence for 10 seconds* Oh, i see now. I get you! You're a genius! Well done for figuring it out. Thanks a million!!"

O.O

"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

Last monday I just ask my boss to add our intern number to office group

When you spend too much time doing JS...

Thank God secondary phone number isn't required.

Someones keyboard just stopped working in my job.
They called the helpdesk and i told them to unplug the keyboard from the back of the PC and try a different usb port before i send them down a new keyboard.
Their reply?

‘How am i meant to do that? I mean... *laughs* I didn’t go to college for this kind of stuff. I know you did but you need to explain it in English for me instead of using technical terms.’

....

So i had to describe what a USB looks like, and tell her how to follow the (only) skinny black cable she has on her desk, down the back of the desk and into the PC. She got overwhelmed by this cable being the same colour as the thicker VGA cable, so ended up unplugging everything!
Its fine though, as when she plugged them all back in, everything was back working.
She finished the call by saying:

“Like, i know how to use a computer but I just don’t understand all this technical mumbo jumbo, like USB’s and stuff? How should i know about that?”

...

I sincerely think interviews need to have just 5 minutes dedicated to the person showing that they know what a bloody USB is!!, can turn on/off a PC, open outlook, and follow basic instructions.

Ugh I work with idiots 😢

I genuinely am lost for words on this one.

I just asked a user to press the wifi button on their laptop so i can check their wired connection was up and running okay.
They couldn’t find the blue ‘Fn’ or ‘aerial’ symbol that i described, so sent me this picture to see if they were pressing the right button.

Like....

What?? No!
What is wrong with you?? Seriously???
*cries*
Working on a helpdesk is destroying my soul!!

I've just found this on the fontawesome.io website.
Number 4 is priceless 😂

Why is it called RAID0?
Because the number 0 is standing for the number of files you can recover when a drive fails

Proh-gram-eeeerror
...... on line number 32: missing }

"Not a number" is a number :/

Day 530: Still trying to find phone number...

Observed my bf spending at least a half hour browsing devRant in bed, so asked him what he'd do if devRant didn't exist anymore.

His simple reply?

"Cry"

May God help him tomorrow for the scheduled downtime... ;)

Me. Every morning.

Rant number 1000. Let's see how this one goes :D

Here a beer as for celebration!

When you read a t-shirt full of number you don't under stand

Room Number Not Found

Ubuntu new release changelogs be like:

- New number
- New funky animal

Does anyone have the phone number of bill gates? 😂

It's hard work... 😇

I love how "minimal" devRant is.

No username, no time... just the number of likes and number of comments ..

*it's a feature not a bug*
✌(◕‿-)✌

Understanding my colleague's spaghetti code is like smelling the color of number B.

1. Realize you still have n number of projects to finish
2. Don't

How do I un-idiot my users when it comes to clicking on dodgy email-links??

Got a forwarded email just there from a user who said;

Good afternoon,
Is the below ok to open?
I just tried but got a popup saying I've been blocked from opening it.
I'm not sure who it is coming from and I am not waiting on anything but as it says its from dropbox and is important, i know it's okay.
Can you unblock the link ASAP please?
This is really impeding my work-day as I need to know what it is and act accordingly.
Regards... user.

The Original email came from a random jumble of letters with a subject line of 'important dropbox program' - not only does it look dodgy but its english is horrible! It said;

"Hi tu my freind,

You tu still read a pending verrry important document sent by one of your own contact to be vieweddd.

Install "Highly Confidential english.pdf" by clickinggg here

*insert link leading to something called 'viral-update-trojan.exe'*"

I mean, seriously... help!!! 😢
We have sent emails explaining how to hover over links and to not to click them if it looks wrong.
No one does it.
We hired a company to send fake phishing emails to train users in what to do.
It made no difference!
We now make people 'verify' their email addresses when opening any sort of link to try get them to actually look at what they're opening.
We also strip emails of original attachments and create 'safe' html copies as we can't trust them to look at what they're opening.
Everyone complains about it but Jesus Christ, this is why!!!

Its so exhausting!! What is wrong with people!!! Argh!!! 😤

I've reached the magic number!

That moment when You finish day of coding on such satisfying line number

When you try to edit person's phone number in dev environment and see this hilarity.

Best order number ever

Mystery number strikes again for the third round.

Well Wifi Number 4 should go to a doctor asap

I'm building a website for a new company and the boss doesn't understand technology at all. says he doesn't want me using any html because it is old and I have to use python because it's a 'hot language.' I try to explain that html is for websites and he replies 'not mine.'

true random number generator !!!

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

Our html:

<input type="number"/>

Accepts only numbers, so far so good. Until QA files a bug:

"Numeric input accepts the letter 'e' "

Apparently 'e' is a valid because you can input something like '1e3' which fucking means '1000' !

Our team tried to argue with the QA that 'e' is valid because it simply means exponent but they argue a normal user would not know what an exponent means because they are not "mathematically inclined"

Part of me agrees with what the QA argues but then I think an average user who could use a fucking laptop or mobile will most certainly know what an exponent is.

A random number generator

When you tell your friend about rubber duck debugging

Funny how the number of screws I end up with after assembling my computer never matches the number I started with.

Everybody is number one and there's only 1 number two. lol

finaly a round number.

thx all =)

TV volume goes from 0-50

I like it when it’s on an even number or 25.

If it lands on an odd number, I have to change it.

What the heck? Is this just me?

My algorithms professor uses safari on Windows as his main browser

Oh Look, a magical computer number!

At least the number is random.

This guy with the his car and the car's number plate

Halfway through a timed midterm (no computers or calculators):

Convert this 5-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 10-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 20-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this even longer decimal number to binary

You need a phone number to order a SIM-card in Germany. What.

!rant
So I just lost my girlfriend she tought she wasn't worth it to me. On the bright side, more time for coding!

Overheard a phone call between the Senior Network Engineer and a contracted Printer-company at 9am this morning. Photocopier was giving a 'functional error' message on-screen and not printing;

N.E:
I logged this call last
Thursday afternoon. Thats 1.5 days of the photocopier not working on our busiest site! Where's the engineer??
.... yes, that's the error message.
Yes, i can log into it, you should have the IP address from the call.
Yes, it's obviously pinging too.
Yes.... we've power-cycled the printer multiple times...
yes, tried that too...
yes, I've unplugged the network cable as well... left it for 15 minutes.
... sorry. What?
What did you say?
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Would you also like me to rub the side of the f***ing machine, and say a prayer while I'm at it??
*takes a deep breath*
Fine, I'll do that but when it doesn't work, i want someone out on the site before lunchtime today!
*slams phone down angrily*

N.E to me as he stomps out of the office;
He wants me to get the user to unplug the network cable and do a power cycle. How the f**k is that going to help? Idiots! Don't know why we have a contract with them, i could do a better job!!!

*comes back into office 5 minutes later*

Me: did it fix it?
NE: yeah. Damn.
*leaves room again to make apologetic phonecall*

I really like JS, but sometimes it's just incredibly stupid.
NaN stands for Not-A-Number

typeof NaN
> 'number'

why are you doing this to me

Coworker: I give up! Please help me!

Me: What's up?

C: Take a look at this. I have this function here that gets the tab index and I'm passing it to the Tabs component over there. I'm logging the index and as you can see it's 3, but the Tabs component isn't working. However if I replace the function call with a 3 it works!

Coworker 2: While you were explaining all that, shellbug already thought about at least 3 reasons why that isn't working.

Me: **sighs** Of what type is the value that function is returning?

C: **stares at me for a few seconds** It's a number.

Me: Are you sure?

C: Well, it's returning 3.

Me: Please do a typeof.

It was string.

My boss is making me deploy a major change what hasn't had proper testing yet on the day I leave for 2 weeks. Save me someone.

Valid Until Invalid date? Well, that kinda makes sense.

Lol, the last one killed me 😂😂

Google puts it's foot down, "age is not just a number"

Someone just rang the IT Helpdesk moaning that outlook wasn't syncing his mail and it was because the brand new laptop he's just gotten is crap.

So first, the guy on the helpdesk asked to log into the users laptop to look at outlook.
He apparently isn't at his laptop and doesn't have time for anyone to log in!
Wtf lol
So he rings back 10 mins later when at his laptop but wont let the helpdesk log in as he has 'confidential' documents open.

Wtf, close them, why are you ringing us to look at your laptop if you won't let us log on?? lol

So helpdesk was like ok, just check cat cable is plugged in, check wifi is off, do a send/receive etc. and the user's like yes, they're all okay!

Helpdesk tells him to reboot his pc. He does so.
Doesn't resolve it.
Skip forward another 10 painful minutes while the helpdesk guy is pulling his hair out checking everything in the background, and all looks fine.

User then says "should i also turn off my iPhone?"
Helpdesk: 'No, outlook is just on your laptop'.
User: 'No *assured laugh* its on my phone too. I get emails there too'
Helpdesk: 'No, you use the generic 'Mail' app on your phone. Outlook is a separate app. We don't use it.'
User: 'But you're not listening, regardless of the app name, that's my problem, mail's not working on my phone'.
Helpdesk: '.....so why didn't you say so 20 minutes ago when i asked to log into ur laptop?'

User: 'Didn't think it was relevant. Laptop was fine. Assumed you'd know'.

...........

Why.

Why???

Why.

Shockingly, a phone restart fixed it. The user couldn't remember the last time he'd turned the thing off.

If number 8 happens you know it's time to quit

Random number... 😂😂😂😂

when you're paid by number of lines of code written

I'll just leave this here...

Number of screens is directly proportional to Productivity.

I just LOVE posting questions in online forums and getting some amazingly helpful human being answering; "No idea, sorry."

WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR AMAZING INPUT!!!

For those who don't know
typeof NaN is number

I think the number of fucks I’m giving right now has really dropped to zero.

Very long story ahead!

Yesterday in the evening a friend of mine (calling him F from now on) became the target of something new to me...
Apparently one can fake his phone number through some fishy ways and call people with that number. Someone (we think we might know who it was, the why is at the end) did this yesterday to F.
Here's the whole story:
We were just talking together on a TeamSpeak Server (a program to talk to others on the internet) when suddenly another friend said: "F, why did you just call me three times in a row?" That was the first thing that was a bit suspicious. After that, F got calls from random numbers (even Afghanistan, we are German), and they said something like "Have fun with the police coming to your house". Then there was silence. 10 minutes later his phone rang and there were a ton of pizza delivery services in his town that apparently got pizza orders from him. Then there was silence, again. Suddenly someone with a hidden number called him, a woman's voice said they were the police and if F doesn't stop calling the police there will be consequences. F then told her what was going on but I think she didn't really care. She then wanted to know where F lives, but I told him not to say that, because if it is the police they can find it out by themself and if it's not, they don't need to know that.
Now, a short break: There is some fake information going around about where F lives. I can't remember when we found out but the attacker thought he would actually live there. No idea what happened at that location...
Now back to the story:
Time went by, nothing really happened. Suddenly F shouted: "There are blue lights outside! The police is here!" He muted his microphone and (the following is what he told us what happened) went down to the door (remember, he is 16) and there were two police men. They were asking about why he called the police. F explained what we knew until then, about number spoofing and stuff... They sent a more technical person to him, he understood what F was trying to explain. The police men drove away and he came back to tell us what happened. (Now we get back to what I heared myself.) The mom came in, screamed something that I couldn't understand, and F went offline. We searched who the attacker could have been. And we are pretty sure we found him. That guy connected to our Minecraft server (that's where I know F from) with his real IP, and his main account, which made it easy to search. He also got a static IP which means it doesn't change. We also got some information that in the recent days this guy was talking about VoIP spoofing and such stuff. Another friend of mine, a bit older, found some proofs and I think he will go to the police.

That's it. Thanks for reading.

What the fuck is this versioning system? DO they generate a random number for each patch?

When you fall in love with a collaborator:

git commit -m "May I have your number?"

Selecting your phone number in slices of pi must be genius

To convert an int number to a string I do this:-

String s=10+"";

Besides the fact that there would be an error handler, wouldn't it store a phone number as an object other than a computable number, like a string, cuz phone number is like a handler, a reference, and not something you'd ever perform arithmetic on?

Anyone else up vote a rant to make it an even number?

Other services : Please type your phone number to verify that it is you. It will be only used for verification process.
Me : Sure, why not? (Happily types in my number)

Facebook : Please type your phone number to verify that it is you.
Me : Hmmm (sees help)
Facebook : It will be used for verification process and will be visible to your friends. You can always change the scope settings.
Me : (reads as...) It will be used for verification process and will be visible to your friends and will be automatically sent to the NSA for free. You can always change the scope settings when you become the CEO of Facebook.

#deletefacebook

when you wake up saturday noon just to see your phone having 10 missed calls from the same unrecognized number, dial back and find it to be a mad client,
complaining about some graphic issues on a site you have nothing to do with.

checking the site; there is nothing wrong so you tell him to clear his browser cache.

he gets mad shouting a silly programmer shall not tell him what to do with his computer and its the site, not his browser.

i ask him if there is the same issue with another browser or computer..
he giggles a little then turn silent..

2mins or so later, he says: i'm gonna let your boss know about this then hangs up..

Thanks Microsoft, I found your number 1 error....

When you see this notif and realise that all the crap you put up with in work has been worth it... 😜

Rule Number 1 of hacking:
You must to be beautiful😎

Fucking Civil engineers don't know Number Systems.

I just received the stickers😄. Man I love this place❤

Technically ... it's a random number.

Only 2 more to a round number!

Number one rule by the product team

Respect the beats

Number of projects i have fucked up.😖

If (index == 3) {
return true;
}
else {
return true;
}

Apparently the number 3 is magical or aomething.

Clients who still think the number of pages a site has is where its value is.

Wanting to ++, but not wanting to change the number

Good job.

How could I ruin such a perfect, round number?

When developers can't use Regex:

'Your credit card number cannot contain spaces'

ಠ_ಠ

I have 11111111 ++
Sadly the number is written in binary

Today I was number 5. Mostly because I couldn't understand the client...

I once shared my phone number with one of my client.

I changed my number after 2 days.

Just noticed my nice Stack Overflow reputation number 😂😂 total random 👌

When the notification icon shows you an important number :3

First Windows and now Apple. Why does everyone keep skipping the number 9?

Yeey new Mersenne prime has been discovered.

The Luhn algorithm implemented in cobol to validate Swedish personal identification number.
What do you think?

This version number is nuts...

not a number is not a number because it's a number

When a client complains they can't use "O" instead of "0" in the phone number field.

Someone changed our sprint number to 404.
Guess we're done with scrum then.

When you add a useless box just to make it even

All tasks are number 1 priority.

But some number 1 priority tasks get chased up sooner than others. Some number 1 priority tasks wont be chased up for a month after kick off.

We call those tasks, not number 1 priority.

I wish I hadn't looked *just* at that particular point...

666...can't be a good omen.

Take the train number... null. Good job, Deutsche Bahn!

-Give me one reason to start programming!
-I can easily give you 1024 reasons...

FUCK THIS FACEBOOK ASSHOLES FOR GIVING MY NUMBER TO A CLIENT. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. I DON'T SIGNED UP FOR GIVING OUT MY NUMBER TO EVERYONE .I HOPE YOUR COMPANY LOSE ALL THEIR ASSETS AND MARK ZUCKERBERG GO BANKRUPT .... FUCK YOU ...

That is really a lucky number ;-)

The number of side projects can grow really fast😅

And so number 0x04 is born!

I'm number zero!!!

First time I've been at the top of a top list...

I just got a call from the UK. When 7 picked up, the lady said "Hello Edwin, how are you?". I never replied and just hung up.

I don't know how the fuck she got my number and name right? I know my name is public but my phone number is not.

Doing an exercise in college. The lecturer provided random number generator code that continuously outputs the number 10. But that's none of my business

What's an Ox's favourite number system?

Hexadecimal!

Is it just me or is it really difficult to use software/tools that aren't visually pleasing?

Error: rant not found

"While the number of rabbits grows, the rabbits will grow in number."

Teacher explaining the Fibonacci sequence.

A coffe bos?

Because number < 0 is too mainstream 😂

Floating point number problem in Javascript

Coincidence?? 😏
Look at the number of ++s

Suggestion for @dfox

Allow rant authors to see the number of views / unique views for each rant.

Me: *sees everyones desk setup*
Me: *tries to find all the screen in home*
Me: *gets one 5 inch phone and a 15 inch laptop*
*Cries in corner*

I wont take privacy laws seriously as long as my pizza delivery service needs a fucken phone number as mandatory field.

7102017

This number is unique in its own way for a short period of time...
GUESS WHY!

Working on an IT Helpdesk would be so much easier if it wasn't for all the stupid people who call us!

Told my GF she's my number 1.

... She wasn't happy finding out devs count from 0

Riddle me this:
While calculating software reliability in number of faults per million line of code, would the software become more reliable if the number of lines are increased instead of errors reduced 🤔

Fuck the NBN - you aussies will know!

So apparently Fixed IPs are not a thing for HFC connections unless you have a business account.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Although I didn’t pay for a fixed ip on adsl and it states it’s “dynamic”, mind you it hasn’t changed in 6 years... so it may aswell be fixed right? Right?

Now I have to go explore DDNS with Cloudflare, looks like a api call on ip change will do the trick but urgh.

Ps: I finally.... made it to the nbn - well that’s next week...

only 3 years overdue since my first “NBN ready” letter 😂

I'm thinking of a number between...6 and 8

Dude, what number am I thinking of?!

A very satisfying number

For about 3x years now, we have had 3x generic work email addresses that are used as microsoft accounts for office 2016 licenses.
(The company is dragging its heels on getting office 365 so MS like to make our lives hell.)

Suddenly we can’t get office updates... and when we sign in to see why, it says that because we are apparently only 3 years old we need our parents permission to use the account or we’ll lose access by September.
Never were we forced to enter a DOB when setting the accounts up!!! So it used the account setup date instead.

It turns out that we can’t change our DOB ourselves, as we are a ‘child’ and need a parents permission.
Fine.
I access my personal account and follow the instructions to add the 3x email addresses as my children so i can change the DOB.

‘Ha ha’ i hear microsoft saying, ‘it doesn’t work that way!!’

No, In order for the parent to verify their child’s identity, they are charged 0.50c per child!
Wtf!!
Doesn’t cost a lot but come on Microsoft!!

It’s that, or submit ID, which obviously wont work for a generic support@ email address like we have.
So annoying and we don’t know what to do.
Wonder how much MS are making out of this...

Today we were taught that the resolution is the number of pixels per square inch...

No.

Number of times I opened devRant app today: at least 15 times an hour starting from 8am, so ~150.

Number of li(n)es of code I produced today: <= 40

devRant wins. FINISH HIM !!!

When you get so desperate for your new ThinkPad that you know its flight number...

I wonder how many timers, clocks, hello world's and random number generators have been created.

Ever.

after the infinite number of restarts

How random number generators work

When I finally got the magic number I felt like shouting, "Woo! Ten points for Gryffindor!"

If you do this, please, don't have children.

P.D. count the number of *if*s

One of my colleagues tried upgrading his Windows 7 laptop to Windows 10... he had multiple issues getting the installer to run but got past it after a couple of hours troubleshooting.

He left for lunch when it got to 81% installed, and got back an hour later to find "Something Happened" proudly displaying on-screen.

He clicked 'okay' and it just started rolling back to Windows 7 with no explanation as to what happened, or even any error codes!

Thanks Windows!
As helpful as always!

JavaScript:
NaN === NaN // false
Typeof NaN === 'number' // true

The biggest code gag in JS:

typeof NaN === "number"

Is investing one US dollar in bitcoin worth it?

Seems safe.

Question; does anyone know of the ip addresses you get/see when whoissing an asn number are ALL the ip addresses that company (who's under that asn number) has allocated?

Asking for reasons....

Learning Angular, starting with a hello world example:

$ ng new wtf
added 1180 packages from 1294 contributors and audited 21849 packages in 18.753s
found 13 vulnerabilities (9 low, 4 high)

Oh, great! Broken from the get-to! But wait, there's more joy!

$ vimdiff wtf/node_modules/is-odd/node_modules/is-number/index.js wtf/node_modules/is-number/index.js

Fresh project, is-odd requires is-number, the project itself requires is-number. And is-number is there twice in two different versions. The notion of a number must have changed drastically in the last couple of years!

Seriously? Angular doesn't even give me the chance to fuck up the dependencies on my own!

I killed a magic number of people with my shotgun :D

Brought a stressball into work today (not a devrant one) and it popped within 10 minutes, of course causing more stress.

Pressed Build Number 7 times...

I'm a developer now! 😍😁

In case there was ever any doubt, Pandora is not a number.

Addon for converting number digits into words with multi-language support.

Hello!
This is my rant number 10. Tomorrow ill post the third one ☺☺

The number of reposts is too damn high ...

Headhunter: "For this new role you would be the first developer in the company responsible for both the back and frontend, you will also have to test your deliverables, give support to users and report to the..."

*CLICK*

Had to hang up on dat shit 🙉

Some sign-up forms be like

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue"

I broke 1000 personal vote number things last night!

Thank you for breaking our site with breaking changes in a minor version number.

FUCKING CUNTSUCKERS!

Number 4.... Excuse me?

Code review = number of wtf's pr minute

Oh shit that devices number

According to Javascript, null is a number.

A good day is when you rebase large number of files and don't get any conflicts

The magic number it took me forever to remember is 768px for media includes. What's your magic number?

Q: How to print number with commas as thousands separators?

I hate when theres simple problems I cant solve. Legit pisses me off. I cant even program a simple number sorting algorithm. 🤬

1809 is going to be my new PIN number.

I need to memorize my work number once and for all.

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to create an anonymous e-mail address these days. Spent 30 minutes looking for a non-blacklisted provider after failing at Gmail, Yahoo etc..