If I was the creator of npm, you'd be running

`npm please install` instead of

`npm install`

I want to give Vim a try. Any advice to find my way around easily ?

After 3-4 FUCKING hours I finally found a bootstrap thingy which properly centers a div!

In my defense, this shit is all Chinese to me so it's copy-paste-lets-hope-this-works 😅

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Things aren't always
#000000
And
#FFFFFF

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

EVERYTIME!!

If people start wearing microchip you think you can hack them ?

Software development process

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

This is where US's bandwith is going

Also a cautionary depiction of coding in dim rooms without a dark theme...

I've forgotten how many times I've had to fix my USB because of this...

The floor is java

Today I was talking to my manager about html and css.

As i was explaining certain things about the structure of the files and the naming conventions for the css classes I mentioned the body of the document.....but got...er...distracted...yes distracted...and said booty instead of body.

She started laughing and I made a tomato look pale because of how red I got. I zipped my hoodie all the way up and talked from the hood hole around my face.

Best solution ever.

Still waiting for that day

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

Accidentally bought another domain...

A little gratitude would be most appreciated when you work like ~24 hours non-stop! The people have a life too you know!

pshht 🤫😄

Happiness is when u write an alternative to a paid software.

Me: I mend shoes

Jep, that's one way to handle this...

How many of you remember this screen

You know you are drunk when you SSH into the server and try to SSH back into your computer.😂

From Reddit.

i copy paste code sometimes

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.