Move to the middle of nowhere with no computers and live by fishing and hunting

Using git without a GUI is like biking blind-folded. Sure you can do it but it's way easier if you see what's going on.

Enjoying my holiday but still can't wait to get back to work in a few weeks. Am I crazy?

Finally back at devRant :/

The password reset feature does not work with email, only by username and I did not remember my username :/

Gitkraken because it makes working with branches, submodules, merging, amending, rebasing, squashing, stashing etc. super easy and visual. Especially useful in huge projects.

Just casually working on a bugfix ticket

I used to think that using XML was history... How wrong can one be :/

For a developer 07:23 AM does not always mean early morning, it can also mean super late night coding ;)

Did you know that the modern way of boosting the performance of your computer is hitting the enter key as hard as you can when running a command?

Tried this today:
Xubuntu running Ubuntu on a Virtualbox machine running Android emulator (ie. running Java virtual machine(s))

Failed miserably and even if it would have worked, I think the performance would have been horrible.

Wonder why my colleague threw this book on my desk?

I accidentally changed all product prices from decimal(10,4) to decimal(10,0) on two live web shops with several thousands of products.

And it's friday 4 pm.
Have a nice weekend!

You are doing it wrong!

People who commit and push everything without checking the diff 😤

WTF seriously...
For a week or so, I have had my alarms on silent on my Android phone. Have been too lazy to figure out what's wrong. Thought that maybe the ringtone file has been deleted or something like that.
Just now I saw these settings where you can set your alarm to SILENT!

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER WANT TO HAVE THEIR ALARM CLOCK ON SILENT?????

StackOverflow Developer Survey 2017

https://surveymonkey.co.uk/r/...

Phone always on silent. And disable notifications on most apps.
Have been using a Pebble Time for a while and can't even remember the last time my phone has been ringing or beeping.
Sadly Pebble is no more 😧

Don't we have backups...? 😰

Yippii! Threads in Slack!
This has seriously been almost the only annoying thing in slack - there has been no possibly to answer to a specific message. The share message functionality is not good for that...

https://slackhq.com/threaded-messag...

Most of our university courses are stuck in the early 2000. Feels like it's mostly due to lazy professors who just use the same material year after year.

What do you think?

It feels like I'm not learning anything useful anymore. Should get out of here ASAP.

The only way I would ever use a recovery question.
BTW nice encoding there...

Help! There is a serious bug in the new layout. I accidentally selected top rants and now it's impossible to get back to recent rants.

Also as a feature request it would be nice if swiping would change between tabs.

Edit: I really appreciate the new layout.

CAN SOMEBODY STOP THE TIME FOR A WHILE!!!

I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AND TOO LITTLE TIME!!!

FML!

PS. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DEVRANT?

I loved the podcast episode again!

Just one question:
Is there a podcast feed we could subscribe to? I tried subscribing using Podcast Addict app on Android

At home: a glass of nice single malt whiskey, headphones on with some chill background music and that's all I need.

At work: First half an hour up to one hours goes into deciding what to do / waking up and having the first 2-4 cups of coffee.

Headphones on with some chill background music and I get into the zone for a quick moment before it's lunch time and it takes up to 1h after the lunch break to get back to the zone and multiple coffee cups.

In the afternoon I usually get into the zone and real speed with my work and quite often almost forget to go home :/

Have you guys already seen CES of Shit by @internetofshit
https://t.co/2wPabgcH9U

Also remember that 'smart' => 'vulnerable' 😱

And if you are not following @internetofshit I think you should.

Me and my stress ball are starting to get quite ready for Christmas :/
Maybe after the holidays the smiley will be back?
Happy Holidays fellow ranters!

P.S. Don't code too much during your holidays

A cool web project with browser support requirement only for newest Chrome

I don't know about you but I find remembering symbolic link commands too difficult - midnight commander to the resque!

I'm currently in a file permission hell :/

What if PHP's die() function would suddenly start working and all the PHP developers would die?