Got rejected today with the reason that I looked tired in the job interview.

Got a phone interview for a backend dev job in an opsec company.

Interviewer:
This is a very serious and prestigious position, we take care of the most important bits of code.

*Proceeds to talk introductory nonsense*

Interviewer:
Do you know what a DNS is?

Me:
Yes, of course! DNS stands for Domain Name System.... Blah blah blah... I explain about the servers, about hosts file, about DNS spoofing and everything else possible on this topic.

Interviewer:
See, I was patient with you - letting you finish. I'm not sure what you're talking about and where you got it from, but a DNS is that line in the browser where you type the site's name.

He didn't ask any more questions, just told me that they'll get back to me. I asked not to do that.

Three weeks later I got an email claiming that I'm not qualified.

tl;dr don't, just don't.

A curious little me (12-14 years) just stated using the family shared computer.
And he thought: It's so slow! Maybe I can make it faster, my parents would be happy!

So he looked at this little switch on the back and he switched it from 230 to 115.

Not knowing what he did, he turned the PC on... for the last time.

Smoke, a nasty smell and a loud bang were the last memories left behind.

The parents were not happy.

git commit -m 'fix typeo'

December 14th 2017.

The day the internet died in America.

From twitter - https://twitter.com/AdamOfEarth/...

My new IT manager just asked what ssh is...

Showers

99% of my bugs are fixed whilst I'm in the shower

Honestly, I should just get a waterproof computer and write code in there

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Developer in a nutshell

Dfuk does that supposed to mean?

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Actual code

if (dict.ContainsKey(key))
{
//do nothing
}
else
{
dict.Add(key, value);
}

I'm speechless

Every js dev I know

Food, Clothing and WiFi

RegEx is same magic as machine learning. You punch the keyboard untill you get desired output, just a bit less cool.

"Amazon EC2 now offers Microsoft SQL Server 2017 with Red Hat Enterprise Linux 7.4"

No doubt 😂

Firefox 57 (Quantum)