Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Switching between Vim and atom, ":wq" sometimes finds itself in my scripts 😅

You know your office is cool when they stock Baja Blast and Pitch Black.

Well 😀

Map/filter/reduce in a tweet:

map([🌽, 🐮, 🐔], cook)
=> [🍿, 🍔, 🍳]

filter([🍿, 🍔, 🍳], isVegetarian)
=> [🍿, 🍳]

reduce([🍿, 🍳], eat)
=> 💩

If you're a PM, don't complain about the lack of documentation if you only gave your developers 20% less time than they needed just to write the code.

Life of an Oracle Developer ... Day {I've lost bloody count now}

Task: Optimise a 236 line cursor consisting of 7 SQL SELECTS and unions, 39 joins and nested sub queries galore.

"YAYYY" said no one ever ...

When you have to call me to help you set up your Minecraft server, you shouldn't run a Minecraft server. As easy as it is.

"preprocessor directives are capable of unspeakable evil" - NSObjCRuntime.h:506

Those who eat Indian food will understand ;)

Is exiting vim so hard?

Anyone else just watch people try to use a computer and just wonder

What happened to common sense

The struggle..

Two years ago I said good riddance and go fucking die to everything Microsoft and I haven't looked back since.

I can work completely on my Mac. Life is now stress free.

Found on wikipedia:

Sometimes I really enjoy hunting bugs in a code. It's like a puzzle game. Am I the only one with this?

The moment when I excitedly tell my PM that I was able to replicate our production bug and he looks concerned...

How do you measure code quality?

We developed this website plus custom CMS for an university. I told them that we could host the entire system and take care of it for an annual fee but they decided to host it in house because security. The IT guy didn't ask for my public key, he sent me a password. By email. Less than 8 characters long. Only recognizable abbreviated words. And a dot.

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

The curly braces 😂

foreach ($legacyCode as $codeToSupport) {
$bugsFound++;
$sanity--;
}

nop
nop
nop

That Moment when you struggle to get your Webpack config running on Windows, while it's works perfectly on linux.
And after hours of asking Google for help, which brings you no step further, it suddenly starts working. WTF??

CLIENT "So my nephew who does stuff with computers built it and we are ok with how it all works so don't worry about changing that. "

DEV "so like you have a public form with no input filtering, spam mitigation let alone sanitization or remote concern for security. Basically you have a Json flat file that is 34mbs of links to, viagra, replica watches, nock off name brands and one real estate company. It is getting about 15 submissions an hour. Since you don't want me changing how it works are you happy to just leave all that ?"

CLIENT "no no we don't want all that but we have no route to delete it, can you just stop all the spam and let us continue on?"

DEV "ok so back to my first question can we rebuild all of this properly, or do you really want to just leave it all"

:/ FML

A man starts choking in restaurant, the waiter yells out "is anyone a doctor?"

On the other side of the room a man jumps up and yells "I'm a vim user".

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
...

Code runs flawlessly in DEV and QA. Fails only in Production :-/

the benifit of using 24h mode

that feeling when half your day is meetings :/