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It's about IT humor...

excuse me what

excel be like

Me after the first day of being back.

Reject original specs. Do the bare minimum MVP that works and solves problems people actually have, and not problems you think people have.
Improve it if needed.

In my experience, software projects don’t live long enough to outgrow the MVP. If they do, it happens way down the road. At that point, business will change, and the original spec will become irrelevant.

It’s a paradox: 90% of the spec was discarded, but the business is happier than if we followed the spec word by word.

Also, static typing and unit testing solve nothing. I’m sorry.

dR Community Server Showcase is open for suggestions! From devRant users, for devRants users. 🔗 https://devrant.com/collabs/3221539

You will find: guides, videogames, software w/ source available, useful web extensions, gamedev assets, and other stuff.

Listen, this has no context, but @athlon fucking broke me.

.NET

Ah yes. Fuck you

from the same guy that altered a table without warning: deleted a stored procedure without telling anyone

Your rant was so bad DevRant crashed on click.

New AltRant build!

This new build brings the new Subscribed feed to AltRant! This took me quite some time to implement and I hope it will be stable...

Here's the link for those who want to join the TestFlight:

https://testflight.apple.com/join/...

cool kids code in JavaScript

Work life balance. Ever heard of it?

devrant: tell us about your shitty co-workers
everyone:

When AWS logs won’t check themselves

For the love of god, I spent 2,5 hours debugging why Minecraft from the windows store doesn't work...

The game just shows a red message telling you it didn't work.

I checked the logs, nothing just warnings

I re-installed the game, nothing, same error

Updated java and all parts of the store, nothing....

Obviously I had to install Something called the "xbox identity Provider"... You know... On a PC... For a distinctly PC game to work... Installed by the store... And the provider is also on the store... But it doesn't auto-install with the game

Ever since you migrated to the Microsoft Auth the login experience is awful (I ranted about that already)

How about you do the bare fucking Minimum of an User experience and Install the fucking dependencies when I re-installed something your fucking store??!!!

The fucking bare minimum that every package manager ever created fucking has as a basic requirement?! Are you kidding me?

Rename your fucking services so they make sense and please don't waste everyone's time by having both shitty logs and no dep management for your own apps... Fucks sake

The Mac Studio with 128 GB integrated memory looks very interesting, I could finally run a third Electron app next to Slack and Spotify.

SQL killed me xD

devRant UWP client

3 years, 65 updates, 1.507 commits.
3 users donated a total of €16.97 (~€10.91 after Microsoft's fee), not enough for a payout, so I would say €0.

But it was still worth it, awesome community.

I really like the attention to detail Microsoft has put in their websites, they've replicated every aspect of Windows.
Not only the loading animations, the style of the UI, but also the random freezes and crashes.

That moment of satisfaction when someone in Antarctica has downloaded your app. 🤗

Every fucking gnome update breaks my extensions every fucking time

*scritch*

He's an absolute unit.

DEVRANT: need not apply

/* stolen from @gsiskind twitter account */

I'd love if devRant had a search for user name when writing a rant, so if I type @dfox, it'll at least verify the name before I post.

Stop building a unicorn, let's build horses!

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