this is so true...isn't it ?

Javascript in a nutshell

Dont you challenge me

OK now that's mean

I got my Valentine, Allo 😁

Fuck you, Windows.

Found this some time ago in an open source project.

When it doesn't matter anymore if you read or not, because the author already have been paid!

!rant

Doing school assignments like

My client asked me to add **three levels tab bar** to the web page. It takes 40% space of the screen when open on a mobile.

"How much does it cost?" -- she asked
"Just don't tell anyone that I do this job for you." -- I replied

Solving a problem with a different, simpler solution than the one the professor intended and having to go back and recode it the way he wanted

Normally people read book before going to bed, but I read devRant . Is it only me?

"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds
"If free software is like Libre Office, I would rather pay for Microsoft Office. "

Sites that make you LOG IN to unsubscribe from newsletters YOU SPECIFICALLY DID NOT SUBSCRIBE TO.

How to decrease productivity of half of the globe in just 3 words:
Stackoverflow is offline

Programmer boyfriend says he misses me, wants to talk to me and wants us to video call.

He codes on camera instead of talking with me. 😂

Never trust a hot chick that tell you "Wow you are a programmer? Tell me about it"
ATTENTION: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT

Removed 1500+ lines of code today. It felt good

I don't fucking understand this. Why the hell does every website has a autoplay video in their website?

I don't want to see your fucking video when I open your article, I am fucking trying to read something.

That moment when you make your code such that even dummies can understand it, implement smart ass algos, do all those comment line things for definitions. Then you show your project to your teacher who has this to say :
"Why are you showing me copied code?"
I am like

Got caught up fixing some styling today...

For fuck's sake,if you are teaching "Machine Learning For Developers",you don't have to waste a whole hour explaining what the fuck a variable is or what is an if statement.Developers know what that is....aaargh.Off to sleep.

5 things you need to...
3 ways you can...
Top 10 Reasons to...
These 7 SHOCKING things will...

SHUT THE HELL UP.

If you can't convince them, confuse them!

So that's how my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday.. she's a chemist

<?php
$happy="Happy";
$bday="Birthday";
$to="To";
$you="You";
$dear="Dear";
$boyfriend="Joseph";

for($i=0;$i<4;$i++){
if($i!=2)
echo $happy." ".$bday." ".$to." ".$you."<br>";
else
echo $happy." ".$bday." ".$dear." ".$boyfriend."<br>";
}

?>

"I'm not ugly. I just reduce my graphics to have better performance."

!Rant
Won $10,000 in a hackathon today.
Now, time to implement!!

Really?!

Not sure how that fitted on my 500 GB SSD.

So true!