My weirdest ever co-worker was a man who called himself "the code" and wrote exclusively JavaScript.

Let the hate begin 😂😂

The best part of all of these smartphone assistants is the unintentional humor.

My face when a developer suggests to use Windows server instead of Linux for speed and security reasons

Nice try

Yeah no

I'll just leave this here

😂😂😅😅

I like my women like I like my filesystems... FAT and 32.

found on reddit :)

I keep trying to slide right to open menu
X_X

Nice face recognition

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

Add bugs to fix them later??

I'm guessing someone at Microsoft is color blind :)

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

"A software Engineer? Why don't you do a real job instead of fixing people's computers?"

- ex gf 2011

"I'm proud you do something you love"

- wife 2016

Typing 'pubic' instead of 'public' is always fun!

*Looking at code you wrote 6 months ago*

I should just throw it all out and start over

I love the smell of broken cloud services in the morning.

You have done a great job!! Thanks for delivering the project on time. It is exactly what I asked for. I will ask for no changes and I will pay you right away.

Said no client ever.

Creepy..... WTF

Time for some serious debugging

I'm not much of a believer but this could be true. Happy Diwali everyone.

It's sad not to have any friends who love programming as much as you. 😔

Just learned new skills...

Problem solvers

using my local provider

And then there is this beauty...