Weeks of coding can save you hors of planning.

This day is the worst ever, I can't do anything. I feel useless and Im much less productive than I use to be.

I hate it when I forget me headphones at home

About Brexit.

Few text editors' learning curves. Emacs won the competition ;)

when you had to maintain some stranger's shitty codebase, and you couldn't resist looking up his name on LinkedIn, then you found his profile which says he is a Rockstar coder

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

that moment when you working on design but nature does it much better...

A website just emailed me my forgotten password in PLAINTEXT.

I'm out of breath from running for the hills so fast.

that feel when you see "contact the administrator" and you don't know what to do, because you are the administrator

Starvation!!!!

I had no idea that devs liked stickers so much.

When your first Rant gets 15 ++ and you know the stickers are basically on the way 😀

When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.

["hip","hip"]

(hip hip array!)

Gettin' your priorities straight be like...

What does @dfox say?

Why are the MOST important passwords in my life (banks, financial, insurance) the LEAST secure (i.e. Max length 12, no special chars)

Never have I been so successful at "doing a social network" lol. You guys are the best!

Argh, time to drop out of the zone to go stuff calories in my face again. Just hook me up to an IV already and let me make cool shit!

Ps @dfox it'd be cool if we could take a picture to post straight from app.

Switching between Mac and Windows and always getting confused with key placements and shortcuts :c

Can I get a ++ from all the lady developers on this app or from anyone who supports women in STEM? Signed, a fellow female engineer

You all remember the hackathon (my first coding event ever)I went to last Saturday?

Well, the founders of the org whose project I worked on offered me an internship on Thursday!

Sometimes I forget that not all Terminal commands begin with "git."

git ls
git less fileName.ext
git cd ..

I want to work on personal projects but this keeps distracting me :/

The worst part of being a developer is naming things

Since 4 weeks i have during work my noise cancelling headphones on, thanks to the new open space office.
I don't even hear my phone ringing 😂

exception handling in 2016

How my .bash_profile looks like after spending some time on devrant

As a developer, always expect the unexpected! Except when deploing to production on friday afternoons, then you know exactly what to expect.