Want to understand a DDOS attack?
Imagine trying to work while being interrupted every few seconds.. forever.
Just like an open office!

We will no longer be accepting contracts which have an internet explorer or edge support requirement.

All of the front end devs are going hysterical and celebrating 😂 🎉🎉

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.

clients...

the end of an expensive era

haaahaa

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

The irony...

When you go to check on how the client is using your software or product

Forgetting to reply to my gf when I code, I always return to 30+ texts, 12 missed calls, some Instagram and Facebook messages, an email and find my face on the back of a milk carton 😂

If you get the "What's your greatest weakness" question make sure to answer "honesty". That way when they say "I don't think honesty is a weakness", you say, "I don't care what you think."

When the interviewer asks a question you have no idea of, but you still answer...

Me: *coding*
Gf: *walks into room*
Gf: awww look at all the sad winky faces
Me: excuse me?
Gf: look at all the sad winky faces *points at this ); *
Me: ... 😕😂

Never trust printers.

When my co-workers thinks it is fun to add this to my bashrc when i was away:

alias cd='exit'

anybody else?

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

And the wait for the coworker begins..

"Can you help me make an app? I've got this perfect idea, but I can't tell you what it is until you've said yes."

SIGH. I wish these people knew that perfect ideas are worthless, there are plenty of them. Perfect executions of good ideas are what has value.

Whoops

First time using a new API

Pretty much

Password requirements these days :|

Fucking hate these emails with a broken unsubscribe button. Rot in hell, assholes.

Giving instructions to Git and ending with

"Did you Git it?"

What if I say, getting a stress ball is getting a bit stressful.

When you boss marks everything critical and you respond with "when everything's critical, nothing's critical." And he scowls.

I'm like...

I'm building a website for a new company and the boss doesn't understand technology at all. says he doesn't want me using any html because it is old and I have to use python because it's a 'hot language.' I try to explain that html is for websites and he replies 'not mine.'

This is so true.