The creation of an e-ink usb stick showing how much space is in use was to this day one of the best things lexar ever did.

Which one are you? I'm a mix #fullStack 😎

System.out.print("Hello World!")

Most used lie you tell to client: -

Client: “Could you make the software do XYZ?”

Programmer: “No.”

What the programmer really wants to say:

“It’s software. Of course we could do it. But:

it would take a very long time,you can’t afford it,we can’t sell it to anyone else because it’s a terrible idea,by the time we finish it, you won’t want it anymore.”

“No” is just easier to say and is less insulting, especially when the client has a dozen of these great ideas.

Lol app store

Power efficiency beyond this world.
I think I got Chuck Norris's laptop.

My MacBook WILL NOT FAIL ME, AT ANY COST. It nearly died... I felt sorry for it, I had to pet it later...

An intern asked me for help today and I solved it within minutes.
First time I felt like I had evolved from a confused junior developer to something more. So happy.

Coding destroyed my life. I used to be tripping and seeing flowers，now i feel like media breakpoints，i used to dream about jungle，now i dream about creating components，i used to have a few problems，now i have nothing else but problems，and here i am at 7am ranting for the first time on a nerd application which i didnt get the rants about... But now i laugh...

Where is this going????

When you send someone an IP address and say "go here" and they try phoning that number fml

Am I the only one who feels excited when I see that any software has an update??

Parents with computer problems

Where can I get one?

When you're creating new website and Chrome asks you if you want to translate the page from Latin.

For the NSA guys out there :p

Aaaah...they will never learn