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Software Engineer
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Java, Android
Location

New York City

Joined devRant on 8/8/2017

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Sometimes I am Unsure about my own creation 🤔

joke/meme random

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Happy birth day to me

random sad post happy post

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Hey Friends of DevRant , this is not dev related but id like to post a picture of one of my happy places in Sydney where i am from :-) I really hope you all like it!

Milo❤️😄

random sydney photo beach

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"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

joke/meme

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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

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Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

joke/meme ddos

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When I work with Java Swing for a school homework

undefined java swing

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If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

rant java

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Real Java programmers don't die. They just get garbage collected...

Nevermind...

undefined java sorry
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We can do this easily in python...

No, still do it in Java ...

undefined java python

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After heck a lot of hours of debugging my Java code which looked all right, found out my mistake was just using == instead of equals()

rant java

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C looks absolutely barbaric after Java

rant c c++ java

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After a long time in .NET and JavaScript, I have returned to Java today. I was quite happy about it for a few minutes!

undefined java

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Getting shit from everyone for liking Java.

undefined java wk30

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Ported a Java class to Kotlin. 200 lines of code removed and much cleaner structure.

FeelsGoodMan

undefined kotlin > java

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Me after 3 days of trying to figure out c++:

"Fuck it I'm using java"

undefined java

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How does a Java dev cut his hair?

Eclipse it

undefined java

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The floor is java

joke/meme floor java

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What?!?

There is an ^= operator in Java for booleans. I have been programming in Java for 4 years now and never knew this. Like b ^= true will flip b.

Mind blown; this is the greatest thing ever

undefined java

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My new year's resolution:
- Learn more Java
- Build a web server with Java
- Make a 3D game with no frameworks in Java
- Make a simple Android app with java
- Try JavaOS
- Tell people I know Java

undefined java

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JS Developer :
var x = 2
x = "hello"

Java developer:
what the hell !!

undefined java javascript

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When you first start learing development patterns on Java

undefined java

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Working in Java be like.

undefined true classes java

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Java running on my machine.

undefined java

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You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

undefined java python

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When will people learn that?
Java!=JavaScript

undefined java javascript difference when

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When you install Java it says "3 billion devices run java"

Well I'm not sure how many of those devices actually respond

undefined java

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Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

undefined java funny

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Heat it up....

joke/meme android studio android

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Fear of AI can have different levels.

joke/meme ai artificial intelligence

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