For those considering a job in Software Development ...

HR's number one skill: lying.

In Germany, the official API for querying the validity of a tax ID, has opening hours. It can only be queried from 5 am to 11 pm, and a response may take up to multiple minutes.

This is the most German thing I can think of. My assumption is that there's an employee manually checking the ID and then pressing a button depending on the result, which then triggers the response.

This API is supplied by the Bundeszentralamt für Steuern, which is basically the German version of the IRS: https://evatr.bff-online.de/eVatR/...

JS is going down!!!

If this shit doesn't hurt

Your web server config is fucked, and your app is down.

~ "Faithfully yours, nginx."

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service):
https://www.foaas.com/

I think it's pretty obvious why.

my meme

Fuck open office spaces.

A few months ago I landed a super sweet job as a senior full stack developer, mainly going to work with their Python microarchitecture. The company pays well, has a sweet balance between freedom and responsibility, 30 days vacation etc.

During the recruiting process they walked me around the office that was super cozy with 14 devs in on large room and 10 people from marketing in another. They also mentioned that they would move and merge office with operations and customer service (around 100 more people) in a few months.

Life was good in the old office, I thought that this is the company where I will work for a looooong time.

Now we are in the new office and its fucking shit. No walls or FUCKING CEILINGS between departments. Right above my head there is balcony with customer service talking loud as fuck 24/7. Everyone that is not a developer is just so fucking loud.

I have to use earplugs AND earmuffs to get silence, or blast my ears with way to loud music. Every day around lunch I'm completely done mentally.

I know I'm extra sensitive to noise because of my ADHD, but seriously who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

All the devs have told our boss what needs to be done. If they listen i don't know. In the meantime I will start looking for a new job....

This is the ugliest goddamn prompt

EVER

This is my life

This is true tbh

Send this to stupid clients

agree??

This is accurate.

😂😂😂😂😂

Twitter CEO: I mainly use DuckDuckGo instead of Google.

Me: Just birds supporting each other 🙄

Classic

Showed this one to my manager the other day, she wanted to include it in our documentation for new team members...

Thanks DigitalOcean 😃

Just stumbled upon this!

The only youtuber that can actually buy a Youtube

Guys, anyone seen my mouse? Can't find it

Okay, I have no idea who spreads that semicolon idea but it must be stopped. NOW.

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WHY?

specifically the macbook
- via CodeHumour

Special place in hell for those who have autoplay video on their website, especially news sites

Want me to NOT read your fucking article?

'Cause that's how you get me to NOT read your fucking article

(referring to the website creators, not the writer)

This just arrived in the mail! I'm loving that free swag.

Credits to internet.... Which one your organization prefers

curl -L git.io/unix