"i want to be remembered"
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The world is about to end

Did you say security?

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

My new gaming PC just answered the question:

But can it run Crysis?

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

I didnt understnd why people hated white themes because the are too bright, not untill I looked out of the window today and my eyes were bleeding because the snow made everything as bright as if I would stare into the sun!

Good job.

Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

Oh sh*t

When your client insists on uploading everything to the App Store themselves because they don’t want to give you access to their developer account. So they go BUY a BRAND NEW MacBook Pro just for xcode because they can’t figure out provisioning files. Project has been ready for submission to the App Store for over a month...

What does devRant think about Hackintosh?

Can't stop sharing dis

Yes I know java. Java is a beast. document.getElementById() always saves my life 😕

can't stop laughing on this...lol

“Some people ++ too much. I think it’s called love.”

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

Just want to recommend the DevRant stress ball. I wasn't quite sure how to use it (it doesn't come with instructions) but since stuffing mine down the PM's throat my stress level has reduced dramatically.

"Join GitHub"
"I'm not gonna join some sketchy, off brand porn site" - friend

We are in 2017! :)

Just discovered that our student housing rental portal transmits our password in plaintext.

WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK

Only in Silicon Valley

Client: our app has low ratings, we fired our previous dev company and hiring you instead.
Us: all right, seems like to make a better app we need 5 months.
C: you're kidding, do it in 6 weeks.
U: Ok, but we'll have to drop some features.
C: get rid of X and Y, nobody uses them.
U: deal!

... 6 weeks later...
U: here's the new app: better graphics, easier to use, more stable and more future-proof.
C: Cool! Let's deploy!

... 2 days later...
C: we just released but the users are really pissed off!
U: what do they say?
C: "what the fuck happened with X and Y? they were the only thing we're using! what a load of crap! 1 star"

Dear client, next time get to know better your users...

So apparently Skype has a code editor for interviews.
Would you use this tool?

Source: https://techcrunch.com/2017/08/...

I was going to wait out hurricane Harvey by programming, but i Just realized my house is about to flood.

Oh joy.

!rant
How to self host a website?
Seriously, through many guides out there, I was never been able to see my site (hosted on a raspberrypi with nginx) outside the local network. I always tried to link my router to no-ip without success outside my localhost, the port 80 is already open for the raspberrypi. I live in Italy, can it be that the local ISPs obstacle the creation of such homemade website hosts?

After disappearing since March, it makes me happy to see you all still hate your bosses and colleagues just as much as before.

So yeah, the name change is done. Me making a joke out of being called a code slut clearly backfired and people just started calling me a slut or inferring I was a slut or something unsavory because of an online username. Lesson learned. A few lessons, in fact.

Anyway thanks for allowing the name change @dfox and @trogus. Now, back to ranting.

There is a spider outside my window at work that I've named Vanessa. She is a web developer. And every time I squash a bug, I feed it to her.

‎I can't find intelligent life anywhere!