USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

If you are using a FREE software and you don’t like it
You have 3 options:
- Stop using it,
- create your own,
- or simply, SHUT THE FUCK UP

You get the right to complain about what I build IF AND ONLY IF you paid for it.

Hope this is clear!!!

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

Fair point

Fucking react programmers

Story of my life

You go to an accountant to file your itemized taxes in a couple of hours, you pay them at least $200.
You go to a lawyer to incorporate your business in 2 days, and you pay at least $800.
You hire a photographer to take pictures of your 4-hours wedding and you pay them at least $1500.
You go to your car dealership to fix something and they charge you about $125 hourly labor rate.
Now, ENLIGHTEN ME, how did you come up with the idea that the web application I will create for your business in 8 weeks (design, code, test, deploy, server administration) should not cost more than $500????!!!!!

"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

"Can you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to fix this bug?"

"That's like asking how long it will take to find my keys."

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out