super fast "hello world".

You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

Finally, the time has come!!!!

😮 Aparently double tapping a rant does a ++.

Try it if you are on mobile! 📱

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

To all/any client(s) who send in an error message:

SEND IT IN FUCKING ENGLISH.

Thank you.

Maintaining software built by interns who have all quit by now and made zero documentation

Optimisation is the meaning of my life.

Who else code on weekends 😂😂

This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

I personally hate those words 😑😚😎

So YouTube is busy soft launching it's new look and guess what?... It has a dark theme!

The bar hasn't moved in a while...

Cocaine... Lots and lots of cocaine...
I'm joking, don't to drugs kids :)
Unless it's cocaine.. God I love cocaine

Not sure if happy or sad

I think I've learned more in the first month of my first proper dev job than over my past 4 years in college

My git merges are like my social life.

Lots of conflicts and it just doesn't go well

I was looking for some good loading gifs, and waited more than a minute for these images to load...

Pizza as a Service

My fisr 5 cents

So im getting pretty good at python, so can anyone offer me some basic projects I can attempt?
Oh and it's my birthday today! (August 4th) I'm 18!

I have never used a css framework

Life is a recursive algorithm with multiple inheritance.

Code I wrote: 15kb
NPM Modules: 198Mb

Me regarding the stickers, I just don't know if I should wait till I get my new laptop or just put them on my current one

I really need a coffee right now

what you gits
^_~

When you spent two hours of debugging because that one variable somehow has the value of NULL which can't be because it is initialized with another value and you realized you mistyped the name on one of your procedures, so VBA automatically instantiates a new variable and initializes it

What happens when you make your stackoverflow question overly complex...

This was my first real programming bible. I remember reading it chapter after chapter in the car on long car trips as a youngster and being so excited about the stuff I was learning I would explain it to my mom in the front seat as I was learning it. I'm sure she didn't understand a word of it.

Funny thing is I still do that today, 25 years later. And I'm sure she still understands not a word!

So, what was the book that really got you into programming?