How do you even come up with shit like this?

Ahhh 💔, my old apartment in the US .. pulling all nighter in the dark with music on!

My bird fell asleep on the laptop while licking the shiny LENOVO logo.

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Congratulations.

I bought a System76 laptop. They're headquartered in the same city where I live. In the "special instructions" section of the checkout process, I put, "I'm buying this because Apple took away my escape key."

This note came today.

Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

Android Studio is faster than your brain.

I'd rather be stuck in vim than stuck with your bullshit

Time to buy the set

Dev conversations be like 🤣🤣

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

I took a break from the chaos of programming and took the time to set some clear goals to realign myself.

It was refreshing, but I’m excited to be back :)

People in my office sing me praises for what I can do with Linux even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my boss commenting on my skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with Linux that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

lol 😂😂😂

Filler text for meme

Cops in Bavaria raided a hackerspace two weeks ago and found a 3D printed nuke...Accused crime: Causing an explosive explosion

http://m.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/...

I promise this is my last GDPR rant..

This is my motivation.

I'm always the guy that does the work...

How in second CS year some guys still managed to not hear about git and shares code via email???

The joy of using Kotlin instead of Java :')
Though if I'm not mistaken they produce almost same out put :\ but writing kotlin is just time saving IMO

The world is about to end

PHP is shit - Change My Mind

JavaScript...

Dear Microsoft,

Please kill Internet Explorer post haste. The last time I want to hear "IE" is from the screaming sounds of your hated browser dying in a fire.

Sincerely,
A web dev

"Supports all modern browsers..."
"...and IE11"

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Boss : How do you access code at home ?

Me : Well, Git is fairly accessible from anywhere with the right credentials at hand

Boss : What of you have virus in your system ? Can't the virus infect our NodeJS code ?

Since then, I haven't been able to get out of the mental comatose induced.