I get nervous every time I go on highway 401 and 404 in Toronto area. Cuz I feel like I'm either on the wrong highway or the highway doesn't exist. If y'all know what I mean, feel how I feel😜

Just told my dad that python 3.6 launched yesterday, he asked me if i wanted it for christmas 😅

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

The week before project deadline...

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

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Old days

How to get max value of an integer

When microsoft recruiter adds u on linkedin and she endorsed u on nothing but python

Ranting from the android emulator....

Just had my first issue raised on my GitHub project!

Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing...

But that is my email....

Million kilometers away, perfect aim...

PM finds my prized stress ball and draws a face on it. When asked why she said "it looked depressed".

THATS THE LOGO YOU DUMB BITCH. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT

On the bright side... Good thing I have this stress ball to relieve my anger 😒

When a programmer and designer meet on Tinder;

Sorry if anyone has posted this before..

New devRant cartoon now live on YouYube! Experience the perils of pair programming! https://youtu.be/vjr_9xKUlYA If you enjoy, please share!

Arch guys !!

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

Debugging on production

iOS knows that the first thing I do when I get to work in the morning.

(Bottom left corner)

That moment when you realize that you are workaholic, make final push to your personal project, hide computer away, and gaze out of the window, realizing that you are nothing without computer.

IPhone :l

I'll sleep when the program is done.

IPv4 combat!!!

When you implement a 3rd party payment system, and it doesn't work... and their support can't fix the problem... So you debug their code and send them the revised code and they update their GIT repo and update their documenting.

Today is the release day..

when your code is fire

Told my GF I'm busy working. While in reality I'm on devRant for last one hour

On Saturday's I volunteer at this place where I teach/tutor kids how to program. I was sitting down with this kid and helping him when I found this pleasant surprise hidden in his code-

[go to my other rant for pt.2]

Programmers life