alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

Status code: 200
Content-Type: application/json
Body: {"error": true, "responseCode":400 }

Sending HTTP status code 200 with error info in the body

{
"status" : "single",
}
😂😂

Most coder relationship status,
mine too.

Found this gem on Neil Fraser's blog!

Offline status: online

I know all the git commands:
- git status
- git add
- git commit
- git push

She : "I haven't seen any cat sleeping during the day."

Me : say no more

Expectation: arrive at work, everyone in awe of devrant swag, social status++

Reality: arrive at work, prod failing, get blamed, employment status--

PM: I want a status report
ME: Here you go (sending email)
PM: I want more status (!?)
ME: Ok (adding some random bullshit)
PM: Perfect, thank you!

Whenever I mistype, "git status" as "git statsu", I thought I was speaking Japanese. 😂

Explaining HTTP status codes when the pressure is too high.

Scaleway status: fucking owned

And for tests: 404

Financial status :

Sort by price : Low to high.

😥😥

While the world is busy changing their WhatsApp status, Facebook status, Instagram status...
I'm here, sitting before my laptop, looking at my build status...

So someone invaded my workstation and did this on my Slack Status -.-"

I get nervous every time I go on highway 401 and 404 in Toronto area. Cuz I feel like I'm either on the wrong highway or the highway doesn't exist. If y'all know what I mean, feel how I feel😜

Mind blown when I realised the Display Port “D” also contains a “P”.

git status
git add .
git commit -m "Minor changes.."
git push
...
git status
*closes terminal*
...
"Fuck that char in that variable name isn't meant to be a capital!"
*makes change*
git status
git add .
git commit -m "Minor changes.."
git push
...
git status
*closes terminal*

We use emojis to maintain pull request status in a Slack channel

Request URL: /api/v1/user/53b49b5a30
Request Method: GET

Expected Response:
Status Code: 404 Not Found (as the user is actually not present in the DB)

Actual Response:
Status Code: 200 Ok
Response Content:
{
"status": "ERROR",
"errorCode": "404",
"errorMsg": "User Not Found. Please provide a valid user ID",
"type": "Error",
"userMsg": "User Not Found. Please provide a valid user ID"
}

#extremefacepalm

Project Status Life Cycle... Lol :)

Just upgraded my Pi status display from an CharLCD finally to an OLED display. Love the possibilities.

#Copied

Git....
alias such=git
alias very=git
alias wow=‘git status’
$wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Boss: what's the status?
Me: in a relationship
Boss: :|
Me: :|
Boss: :||
Me : Oh, I've completed the work :|||

So Twitter apparently used http status code "420 - Enhance your calm" to notify the client that it was sending too many requests (basically chill the **** out). Note the status code number as well 😁

Image from wikipedia.

Status update after my first day of my internship:
I realized I know literally nothing about SSH Keys.

Bye.

Ever heard of fucking status code, fuckers?

alias such=git
alias very=git
alias wow='git status'

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

What is it exactly...?

Relationship status: Null pointer exception.

I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY MURDER WHICHEVER SHITBRAINED INCOMPETENT MONKEY THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO RESPOND TO ANY AND ALL API ERRORS BY SENDING A RESPONSE WITH THE STATUS CODE 200 AND A BODY OF THE FUCKING STRING "error" AND NOTHING ELSE

WHY?!!?!?!??!

when the project manger asks for status on a ticket.
me: what ticket
pm: hold on. (makes ticket). that one.

*Starts compile*
...
...
can't find function foo
ld exited with status code 1

*confused*
*Reruns qmake*
*Compiles again*
...
...
can't find function foo
ld exited with status code 1

*very confused*
*switches compilers*
*compiles*
...
...
Worked!

*dafuq*
*switches back to the first compiler*
*compiles*
...
...
Worked!

*tries not to cry*

Apparently replying to your bosses "current project status" email in memes is frowned upon... #themoreyouknow

Web api response with a 200 status code

{
error: ".......",
errorCode: "..."
}

Grinds my gears

Most irritating thing I have to deal with when working on a project with a third-party:

{
status: 200,
message: "error"
}

git commit -a -m 'added new files'
git status

-.-

git add .
git commit -a -m 'added new files'

Front end guy: Somethings wrong with your server. My app is crashing.
* proceed to check logs. Everything fine
Me: Ok send me a log, a printscreen something. What calls do you make?
*send a printscreen with a failling 404 request
* You dense motherfucker learn your fucking http status. They are there for a reason😤

Do managers not fucking understand that Jira is meant to eliminate all this stupid "What's the status with X?", and "Is Y done yet?" chatter. Our communication channels should be on business logic and other global updates about the company, not about fucking workflow status updates because you have nothing else to do with your day but ping me every 5 minutes.

LOOK AT THE REVIEW COLUMN ON JIRA. I MEAN ITS LITERALLY CALLED REVIEW. SO REVIEW IT AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

I swear the devs consistently have a better overview on timelines and project status than management does - which is sad, because this is literally the definition of management!!!

put that as status in a big ass Facebook group
and this is the result :)

My manager's what's app status last updated 1313d 13h ago.. He is fucking busy being busy.. 😄⏲

My favorite http status code has to be 418. Look it up, thank me later.

How I feel right now

Got this status from another dev:

"Other than the fact that nothing's working, everything's going great!"

NaN logic

My ++ status is now at my name...
Let's see how long it stays like that

current status...

Travelling by train in Germany shows the 'great' status of the mobile network here.
Even emergency calls aren't possible sometimes...

Perfectly describing my relationship status...

You were supposed to tell me my flight status...🙄😑😔

Argh! What are HTTP status codes for if you're not using them in your API implementation?!

Fucking morons!

Almost all of our back end devs are sick today and our PO kept pinging the dev Slack channel with the same core bug, so I replied with this.

Uhm. Okay?

When someone refuses to attend your standup but then holds a 2 hour weekly mandatory meeting for status updates . . .

Fb notification
"xyz commented on PQR's status"

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Wtf may I do?

Use your status codes

Status: 200
Res.body: errMsg: err is undefined

That's real helpful mongo

Twitch returning errors with 200 status code

WHY
ARE
YOU
WRITING
CODE

Built a PowerShell script to keep my status “Active” all day. Appearing productive is what’s important!

2 things I can not understand.
1)how my programming works.
2)what the fuck this new update of what's app about??? A status? fuck!

Worst update ever. Fuck I can not handle videos and photos of people who sends useless messages. Fuck!! 😫😫😫😫

the world's current status. .....
(last one)

413 Payload too large, oh f**k

Relationship status: debugging TI-BASIC over the phone

Node.js 8.9.0 being the first official Node.js 8 release to hit LTS status.
😍😍😍😍😍

Web on Phone :
Status : ✅
upload images : ✅
Direct Messages : ❎

app for Windows PC
Status : ✅
upload images : ❎
Direct Messages : ✅

Web on PC
Status : ✅
upload images : ❎
Direct Messages : ❎

app for WP
Status : ❎
upload images : ✅
Direct Messages : ❎

🙄🤷‍♂️ May be instagram was meant for Android and Iphones only

Going to support.atlassian.com and it says the site is down and to go to support.atlassian.com to see the status...

Stole this from my friend's status

Browser Toolbar is greater than life. Third party apps are dangerous.

Hello world!

I wrote my first own contribution, pushed, made a pull request and merged to master today all by myself at my trainee job!

Success!

Status update after fourth day of my internship:
WordPress.... Do I need to say more?

Have to use a 3rd party API which responds to all requests like

{
status: 200,
data:{
status: 'fail' / 'pass',
data: { data}
}

Should I be sad?

P.S. They ask for a 'userName'

Sometimes I wished people had a REST endpoint to query their (mental) status ....

"200 Internal Server Error"

Yep, I did that. Because the lousy crapheads I work with were too lazy to handle any other HTTP status so anything else breaks the whole thing. And it's a pain to roll out another release of their part of the backend so "this isn't a priority". Also, they don't feel the need to check the JSON body of the response for the "status":"ok"/"fail" because what could ever go wrong, right? I effectively have no way of conveying to them that there was an error on this end of the API so they show success toast on the frontend irrespective of what really happened.

This new WhatsApp status page is weird ....I miss the one liners that I used to give as status...
Does anyone feel the same?

I know its not finished. But I would like to present you the status of my chieftec project. :)

Just found this HTTP response.

Status Code:
200 - OK

Body:

{
status: "success",
response:
{
status: "error",
}
}

Hmm internet connection is down. Check isp status page...no issues. Wait 50mins on phone to get to support, where they tell me there is a known issue, reported 4 hours ago. After call check isp status page...no issues

Is AWS selling status pages as a service now?

When you spend 1 hour trying to hide content by changing a class but then realise that you have a “display: block” overwriting said class 13 lines higher up. Fu** me. Fu** CSS.

Status: Too less sleep.

Scrum master is SAP of tech specialities: both are just useless status symbols.

How I feel, typing 'git status' before and after every command I enter.

That sweet feeling when you get response status 200 and everything works just fine 😍😍😏

New whatsapp feature (status ) sucks!!!!

I've just seen the documentation of an api I have to communicate with, and facepalmed when I have seen that some actions return 404 on success. And more bizarre things... Just wanted to make it worse for me, didn't you?
Once at it. Why don't you glue spikes onto my keys?
Ffs

I'm hoping this is a bug.
Apparently I've lost my ++ status 😕

Stackoverflow status quo:

A question was upvoted 122 times --> Closed as too broad.

Status update after my second day of my internship:
I'm pretty good at making todo-lists.

I see this in code:

bool status;
status = true;

It makes me want to hit things. INLINE THAT SHIT! bool status = true; It's not hard. JFC. And of course I don't have the authority to change it.

*git status*

OMG. What are these green texts on the screen? Am I officially a HAXXOR?

That moment when returning correct HTTP status codes from an API become a feature request 😒

For the meantime I will need to deal with endpoints returning status 200 for everything, and status 500 when the service crash. 🤦🏼‍♂️

If an http request can't perform the requested operation, should server send 500 error code? Or 200 with status and status message in response?

Isn't 500 used only for unhandled exceptions on server side?

...
$html .= '</li></ul></div>' . $label . '</div>';

return new JsonModel(
'status' => true,
'html' => $html
);

Me trying to copy a file from pendrive to Hard disk.
Status- 45 seconds left...
Went to College, completed Bachelor, went to university, completed Masters, got married, had two children, got retired from job, returned to the same PC
Status- 45 Seconds left...

When the HTTP status = 200, but the response body says error 400....

Network device up/down status monitoring tool

status update: i still cant fucking solder

you could kill a man with these spikes ffs

{"message": "Please wait a few minutes before you try again.", "status": "fail"}

Goes to the shitter...
Takes huge dump...
Toilet paper status: null...

Let me guess, a Monday??

Welcome to CozyBot for devRant!

Server Status: Running
Waiting List: 29

Type !start to run

If you’re tired of the great Bleeps & Bloops playlist by Spotify, I’ve created Volume 2 and 3. Same kind of “background ambience”-feeling. Perfect when coding 😄

"The command exited with a non-zero status," is always such a nice greeting.

Just discovered the "Demo mode" in Android to make the status bar clean

GitHub Actions doesn't seem to be working. I'll check the GitHub status page..

Some common status codes 🤣🤣

Quarantine task queue; task priority: lowest
(task status: in the comments)

GitHub was down for a while, but the status page did not say anything... 🤔

Current status of Eslint indentation rules:

Completely fucked

SO MAD. Hands are shaking after dealing with this awful API for too long. I just sent this to a contact at JP Morgan Chase.

-------------------
Hello [X],
1. I'm having absolutely no luck logging in to this account to check the Order Abstraction service settings. I was able to log in once earlier this morning, but ever since I've received this frustratingly vague "We are currently unable to complete your request" error message (attached). I even switched IP's via a VPN, and was able to get as far as entering the below Identification Code until I got the same message. Has this account been blocked? Password incorrect? What's the issue?

2. I've been researching the Order Abstraction API for hours as well, attempting to defuddle this gem of an API call response:

error=1&message=Authentication+failure....processing+stopped

NOWHERE in the documentation (last updated 14 months ago) is there any reference to this^^ error or any sort of standardized error-handling description whatsoever - unless you count the detailed error codes outlined for the Hosted Payment responses, which this Order Abstraction service completely ignores. Finally, the HTTP response status code from the Abstraction API is "200 OK", signaling that everything is fine and dandy, which is incorrect. The error message indicates there should be a 400-level status code response, such as 401 Unauthorized, 403 Forbidden or at least 400 Bad Request.

Frankly, I am extremely frustrated and tired of working with poorly documented, poorly designed and poorly maintained developer services which fail to follow basic methodology standardized decades ago. Error messages should be clear and descriptive, including HTTP status codes and a parseable response - preferably JSON or XML.
-----

This whole piece of garbage is junk. If you're big enough to own a bank, you're big enough to provide useful error messages to the developers kind enough to attempt to work with you.

I never realized how often SO is down until I joined devRant.

There's this Senior Developer here at the company I work for, and every single project he works on (usually APIs), the return status codes are always 400 when there is an error.
How do I tell him there are over 60 status codes?

The one project where I had to build a browser based status dashboard for a molten-salt solar powerplant

Current life status - 7-8 hours of straight coding everyday and a half an hour brake that's it

Presents: Udemy Unity & Blender courses

Holiday Reading: A Book Of Lenses

Status: Reenergised, pumped to program once again

tbh: writing status reports which were never read again!

Status update:
The devDNS server was accidentally kicked by @ewpratten, and is rebooting.

my current status #3...

One of the projects started a year ago was to replace our tech/status dashboard. Two of our new people were even dedicated to developing it full time for 6 ~ 8 months. I found out today the entire board is gone, and it's been replaced to a link to Service Now.

Nearly a year of work, completely flushed down the tubes. Glad I wasn't on that project.

Updated my Linkedin status last weekend. The recruiter hell is already starting. Everybody wants a piece of me.

Send me status report.

I wanted to know the status for my bus home from work.. I guess I was a bit to much in work-mode..

bitbucket.

Especially when the status page says everything is fine