What would you choose?

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

The biggest problem with apple is the fanbase

Today is my Birthday and I got this gift from my friend.

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

im lowkey dying

New iPhone

Computer programming is now a language according to Texas apparently

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

Release time :)

Yea google, your machine learning is doing great. Good job!

pshht 🤫😄

Dear Skype,

// TODO hahaha

My relationship with alarms :|

I just realized that href stands for hyper reference.

And it works!😊😊

Yassss

This shit.

Me: I mend shoes

dev vision test

Today I presented a client with their new website.

Feedback from the owner was "I fucking love it".
Got a cash bonus and a bottle of champagne before leaving.

Today was a good day!

😯😯😯

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

Sigh..

Types of headache 😂

I love this meme, had to share it 😂

Aww... I think I just had an orgasm

When you don’t hit all the job description check boxes

So I wanted to send an email to Microsoft to request a feature in their new "To-Do" app.

I went to the play store and scrolled down to the end where it says "Send an email to developer".

Clicked on that. And here is the email address:

"noreply@microsoft.com"

😑 😑