What would you choose?

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

The biggest problem with apple is the fanbase

Today is my Birthday and I got this gift from my friend.

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

im lowkey dying

New iPhone

Computer programming is now a language according to Texas apparently

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

Release time :)

Yea google, your machine learning is doing great. Good job!

pshht 🤫😄

Dear Skype,

// TODO hahaha

My relationship with alarms :|

I just realized that href stands for hyper reference.

And it works!😊😊

Yassss

This shit.

Me: I mend shoes

dev vision test

Today I presented a client with their new website.

Feedback from the owner was "I fucking love it".
Got a cash bonus and a bottle of champagne before leaving.

Today was a good day!

😯😯😯

"Can you put my site as the first result on google?"

I can add SEO to your site, just give me your preferred keywords, a description, and let's make sure we follow white hat best practices etc.

"No call someone at google and ask how much to go to the top of the list"

So you want to pay for ads or..?

"No get a figure I can pay to get to first page"
"Or can you just edit the google"

... And so I never renewed that contract ever again, the end.

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

Sigh..

Types of headache 😂

I love this meme, had to share it 😂

Aww... I think I just had an orgasm

When you don’t hit all the job description check boxes