When I'm in the zone and a spam text interupts me... Fuck you!

About a week ago I bought a server rack case from some guy online for 40 bucks. When it arrived it was in the worst state I had ever seen a case. Even if I tried I wouldn't have abused a case like that. Rust... everywhere...

I stripped it down and removed all the rust I could. Then I painted it and this is the end result. Pretty cool if I say so myself :)

When I fix other people's code

My boss caught me out the other day. He asked which browser do we test on. In our documentation it's ff chrome and ie10. In reality it's not ie.

I opened ie for the first time in a long time the other day to find a crap load of bugs. Including the attached.

web developer

Last news: yahoo just invented that thing of the 500M hacked accounts to make us believe they have that much users.

The bugs that make you think are the best/worst.

Had a ghost foreign key constraint from a dropped table. Cant drop it from a non existant table.

Turns out the dev copied a file for the new table and since you can technically name those foreign keys anything you want, there were no errors when he ran it.

Also sloppy/overworked dev teammates are the worst...

Also I'm pretty sure rule 2 of programming is "Never Copy and Paste"

Some iProgrammers will blow their brain out with this

What programmers think about:

double d;

Devs vs QA

hahaha.

Programmers life

My wife yesterday when the ios10 update came out. Meanwhile I'm on Android 🤣

Found an old code... Don't judge me

In case of fire, git commit, git push and leave the building

The furniture plugin for your favourite grid system

thanks for all the amazing stickers!

2-3 hours top they said..

Frontend developer != full stack developer... Employers don't know shit.

great weather 😍

Making nights beautiful

2 hours wasted on stopping a page from scrolling a bit, the missing piece was overflow: hidden on body.
Moments like these really get me down from my high horse

When is saturday night and you're just thinking about the bugs that needs to be fixed

Coding style is like fart. Everyone is ok with their own but think everybody else's stink

Got my iPhone 7 today an directly proceeded to brick it. Got an issue open with 2nd line support that are going to get back to me tomorrow.

That moment when you realize your keyboard searches are proudly brought to you by this guy..? It makes sense for Bing to be used in Wordflow but here?! Well, guess whose visits are gonna skyrocket soon...😂

Is this a devRant thing?

ok dudes, run this code :-)

while (likes != 175)
{
likes++;
}

SendMeStressBall();

Well Gandalf was great...

Me : I'll make a small game in an hour or so.

12 hours later

Me: It's almost done just need to fix some collision

6 hours later

Me: Just need to fix the speed .

12 hours later

Me : ... the game, it is not finished yet ...