When some moron decides to give your free (and ad free) app a 1 star rating because it does exactly what it is supposed to do, but doesn't do what the reviewer wanted it to.

How considerate of these arse holes to ruin an apps reputation because they are moronic.

I really wish that you could file claims for the reviews to be removed for defamation.

Weeks of programming can save hours of planning.

You know what really grinds my gears?

Seeing a 5-line comment, that have absolute no value, for a variable declaration.

Example:

/*
*
* String that holds a delivery address.
*
*/
public String deliveryAddress;

I love getting automated congratulatory messages on LinkedIn!

Said no one ever.

That's really true.... 😂😂😂😜😜😜

Fuck windows

Every time I write 'color', I die slightly inside

Exception handling explained... Well they missed 'finally' 😅

To the folks who maintain moment.js; if you're reading this, thank you!

Should try this with my salary ;)

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

How to remember ur password

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

git pshu
git phsu
git puhs

**when you hear me typing fast**

What the world think we do..

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

This made my Day...

Startup Quote...

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Who else has the ctrl+s reflex... I do it on everything 😐

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

Notepad++: An update package is available, do you want to download it?

Me: Maybe next time

Notepad++: Sure, that's what they all say

If Rammstein were programmers :D

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Every programmers dream convo

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

How many times?;)