Did u get it ?

Seeing that you have new Notifs!! And then realizing the counter is just stale..

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

😉😉👍

Me everytime when someone ask me to help him in his code

Designer x Developer gif

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

use apt-get to install node and npm, use npm to install bower, use bower to install angular... Packageception.

Sometimes they pay off...

When you know so many programming languages that you start typing something like:

int i as integer

Computer scientist student:

Mom : Shut down the computer and start studying.
Me: Moooom I am studying.

When you are a programmer but someone ask you to fix their PC ;)

You always develop on a Mac, you get a great job offer, and on your first day, you find out you will work on a windows pc.

When a recruiter calls you and asks what your experience level is with "C-hash"

how do you migrate to production so fast?

Dev: we have two days until go live. We got 20 bugs, 5 stories and two people on holiday.

PM: ok so could we get these 3 stories squeezed in as well?

"Let's mark every issue a high priority so it all gets done faster."

When I got my Raspberry Pi a couple of years ago, I had all these grandiose ideas of what I wanted to do with it. So far, all I've done is get it to flash my lights when my dryer's done.

'We are a fast paced team where you will have a lot of opportunity for growth'
Do you sponsor conference tickets?
No
Can I get some programming books?
No
Do I get chance to goto meet ups?
If you can meet the deadlines and have free time.

... How am I supposed to learn then?
STACKOVERFLOW

how do I quit vim again?

It will be fun they said...it's a trap!

Spending hours in conference explaining app to customer and the only question you get afterwards is: when will it be finished ?

That guy died...

when i merge two files manually

What end users seem like